#1 Thrax (Osmosis Jones) - I do tend to have a thing for villains, but Thrax is no ordinary villain. First off, his body. He is all muscle, he's tall and brooding with broad shoulders and a slender waistline. *drools* The way he moves drives me nuts, his long legs and powerful strides....
#2 Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons) - This guy will always have a place in my heart. Again the villain thing, they just get to me. Also his intelligence is an added bonus. I would want to have lengthy conversations with this guy over coffee with show tunes playing in the background. His voice is also very very sexy. I feel that Robert and I can connect on many different levels. We have a lot of the same tastes and interests. I would love to have Robert around as a husband where we could wake up each morning knowing that the day will be filled with good conversation, romance and fine wine.
And his voice, filled with street smarts the way he talks screams "The City!"
He's smart... he's evil but smart. And he's not just attempting to kill people singularly for the pleasure of killing. He's trying to make a name for himself out there and dedication is sexy. So is brains and talent which Thrax has a surplus of.
So all in all I would love to have Thrax around as a bodyguard until the sexual tension became too much for the both of us and well you know the rest.. =)
The others:
#3 Lefou (Beauty and the Beast) - This little guy is too cute for words. He's not exactly a villain but he comes pretty close. I love his pudgy little face and his dedication to Gaston even though he is so abusive to him. If I lived in cartoon land and the same town as Lefou I would believe that our romance would bud from a forbidden one and blossom against all odds. With many satirical twists and turns along the way.
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