#1 Princess Sally Elisha Acorn - (Sonic The Hedgehog) - What can one say about the world's sexiest ANYTHING ever created? I have other harem that've had their moments in my heart, and even a few that I currently love just as much as Sal, but even so, she has to be my numero uno girl, since I've been in love with the spunky squirrel ever since I started collecting the comic book back in 1995 (even though I didn't like, become physically attracted to her until years later, as in 1995 I hadn't quite leaped into that mess called puberty yet, lol). She's just got that staying power! ^_^ I know she was originally from the cartoon, but I never got to see it until years after I first saw her in the comic. Besides, Pat Spaziante can draw her 10x sexier than she was in SatAM... but still! Even in the cartoon, she was the same fearless squirrel with that killer figure that just wouldn't quit! Her sassy short auburn hair, her glittering blue eyes, that occasional dry wit... She's deep, sharp as a tack, introverted with her feelings yet outgoing, strong, loyal to a fault, kind but firm, romantic (but never when it interfered with her duties), utterly BRILLIANT, tragically misunderstood... I'd give away BOTH my kidneys to simply kiss her hand. I love you, Sally, and I always will.
The others:
2: Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3) - Cute as a button! Of course I'm referring to "Kootie Pie" from the cartoon (and subsequent Super Mario World cartoon), even though she first showed up in the game. Sure, she could be a royal b- uhh, pain, and a little superficial, but I think I liked her BECAUSE she was a brat. I dunno, still can't figure it out. I guess I kind of imagined that she'd grow out of it or something. Well, there was this one episode where she turned herself into a human (except for the tail) and she dated Mario to try to deceive him for some reason... then later on, the Bros returned the favour by turning Luigi into "Casanova Koopa", and Wendy swooned for him (KAWAII!). That's probably the point at which I started to think of her as more than just a spoiled little lizard. And as stated before, she's really cute. Anyway, gotta love that giant hairbow... for some reason, giant hairbows are cute. And hairbows on tails. O_O
3: Roxanne (A Goofy Movie) - This one's probably more common than some of my other ones, but that's because she's insanely cute. Cute face, cute body, cute shyness (it's probably the shyness that caught me, as that's just so adorable). She's like, the ultimate cuddlebunny; the kind of girl you'd love to snuggle under a quilt with, maybe grab a big bowl of popcorn and some cocoa (if it's wintertime), and watch a few movies. Also, there were a few moments where she acted seductively, even though most of them were in Max's dream. I'd love to've rolled her over in the clover, tee hee... She's hot, and I don't mind admitting here... I bought A Goofy Movie on DVD just because of her. Well, and because it's a hilarious movie, but I wouldn't have paid for it if it wasn't for her.
4: Jade Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures) - Yeah, shut up and hear me out. She's the most adorable thing ever! She'd probably bump up a couple spots if she were my age. Those big eyes of hers are SOOOO cute, and her straight black hair... god, I wish I had hair that straight, but oh well. Anyway, I love her attitude and everything; she's really shrewd, at times I think she's smarter than Jackie. She doesn't really act like she's, whatever age she's supposed to be, 10 or something. She pretty much acts like a headstrong, impulsive teenager, which is what I'm not (the impulsive part, though I'm not a teenager, either, heh). I see myself marrying someone like her, as I need somebody with more backbone than I. When Jade sets her mind to something, you can bet it gets done - whether Jackie lets her or not! Jade's just kewl, that's all.
5: Washuu Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!) - Little Washuu is just too much! Sure, she's thousands of years old, but so what? She doesn't look a day over 12! Her maturity is obvious throughout the series. I think that's what drew me to her; she doesn't act like an idiot around Tenchi, as the rest of the girls in the series do (well, Mihoshi just acts like an idiot all the time, but you know what I mean ^_^). The episode "Hello Baby!" was the one that got me hung up on her, as it was the one that gave us the most insight into her character. In my opinion, Tenchi would've been wise to have chosen her; she's smart, kind, wise, has a quirky-but-lighthearted sense of humour, CUTE (though they all are... seems like a prerequisite for hanging out with Tenchi), and not just "chibi-aww-cute" cute... she has an elegant underlying beauty that shows through every now and then. She was the only one of the girls that had a good motherly instinct, which also shows that she'd know how to treat a guy - that she'd never hurt him. So what if she's a little eccentric? Totally sane = BORING!
6: Genkai (YuYu Hakusho) - If you don't think I'm weird by now... well, you're pretty weird, yourself, then! ^_^ She's the complete antithesis to all anime chicks; she's not 16, she's not bubbly, she doesn't have legs as long as a football field, nor boobs the size of the Goodyears flying overhead. There are two reasons I like her: 1) her essense. She's a real hardass, acting almost apathetic, but underneath she's got a heart of gold. She almost never shows it, though. The best example of it was when Yusuke was accepting the Spirit Orb, and she removed it because she thought it was going to kill him (sure, he put it back, but that's just because he's a stubborn ox). Her dry wit kills me; the way Yusuke and her play off each other is pure hilarity. If he didn't have Keiko and she was younger, they'd probably've ended up together. She's awesome....oh yeah, number two... her pretty pink hair, hehe.
7: Rogue (X-Men/X-Men:Evolution) - I always thought Rogue was really hot, but now that there are two of them, I have to break 'em down... Speaking first on the original Rogue, her curvaceous body and knockout accent were enough, not to mention how buff she was. I can't remember if I've mentioned it before, but I've got a thing for moderately strong women (not body-builder tough, that's just... ew), and she is as strong as they come! That's probably part of why I like Genkai, too... anyway, back to Rogue. She was the most seductive of the X-Men, what with her ruby red lips and everything. I also love that curly red hair with the sassy white streak. I realize that a big part of why I'm attracted to her is the forbidden fruit factor; everyone wants what they can't have, and no one will ever be able to have Rogue, because... well, quite simply, it would be suicide. It also causes you to sympathize with her. Who would want to go through life never being able to kiss another human being? Now, speaking on Evo Rogue... she's not quite as hot as the original, but she's still got something. The goth thing definitely fits her unfortunate power of not being able to touch people. Her accent isn't quite as sexy as in the old cartoon, but it's alright, I guess. I dunno, I think a big part of it is that she's still Rogue. Yes.
8: Mary Louise "Baby" Dahl (Batman: Gotham Knights) - Probably the weirdest/most obscure on my list, so I'll try to explain this one better. I know she first appeared in Batman:TAS, but I've never seen that episode... anyway, it was "Love is a Croc" that got me hooked on her, so does it matter? I don't know why, it's probably the sympathy thing... her life has been so harsh because of her condition, her future is equally bleak, so she reaches out to the one person she thinks can really understand... only to be totally burned. I wanted so badly to beat the hell out of Killer Croc. What an idiot! She's an adorable girl who would've gone to the ends of the Earth for him, and he could care less. I almost wished Batman hadn't stopped her from blowing everyone sky high, but then she'd be dead, too, heh. The version of her that I was attracted to most was the "Mary Dahl" persona. Similar to Batman, she takes on a totally different demeanor when she's in her "Baby Doll" guise than she is normally, acting like a hyper little five-year-old... but I was attracted to the real Mary, hair in a bun, glasses, sweater vest, business-like and refined... she looked like a quiet woman that would spend her weekends in the Gotham Public Library if she wasn't busy being a mentally-disturbed three-foot-tall criminal. Poor Baby.
9: Videl (Dragonball Z) - Far surpasses any of the other girls in Dragonball in terms of sexiness. I thought I loved her long pigtails, but then I saw her in the short hair... ohh, man. I agree with Gohan; she looks better with it short. For the Nth time, I like strong girls, and there we go with Videl! Not only is she a fighter, but she's also a bit of a tomboy, which is just cute period. Look at her. Don't you want to roll her over in the clover? For some reason, I just liked how even though she was a tough one, she could still be sweet at times.
10: Jenny the Alderberan Cat (Bucky O'Hare) - This is one muthatruckin' voluptuous feline! Maybe I have a thing for girls with ridiculously-long pink hair? (see Washuu, lol) Actually, a friend of mine called to my attention (I was completely unaware) that I do have a thing for redheads IRL, as well... hey, you'll notice that 6 of my top 10 have pink/red hair, and one of the ones that doesn't... doesn't HAVE any hair! ...and her hairbow is pink!!! HA!!! My redhead-deal was probably CAUSED by these characters! But I digress. Jenny is a tasty dish. And unlike the majority of sexy characters in American cartoons, she knew it. The way she always flirted with Willy... damn, I wish I was that kid! RAGH!!! In any case, she's got an hourglass figure that's just plain amazing, a secretive past that can't help but intrigue, those sparkling green eyes, an unbreakable honor code, and that voice... ohhh, that sultry voice... She's eye candy, plain and simple.
***Honorable Mention Harems:
Son Chichi (Dragonball Z) - The very first animated character to "float my boat", if you get my drift (the first person period was Buffy, but I've long since gotten over Ms. Gellar... I mean, PLEASE, heh). To this day, I can't tell specifically why, other than the fact that she's cute, which she is very much so, heh. Despite her overwhelming strictness, she's a good mother. She's also really tough - the strongest human on the planet! - and I, of course, think strong women are attractive. I put "Son Chichi" since I assume her family name is Son now that she's married to Goku? Am I wrong about this? *shrug* Anyway, she deserved a nod for that alone, heh.
Minerva Mink (Animaniacs) - Probably the most sultry character to appear in one of the superfluous 1990s Warner Bros. saturday morning cartoons. DEFINITELY the most sultry of the animal characters. She's got the curves, the soft, pretty hair (and tail), that burlesque charm (charm?). I dunno, she's just a cute little minx- err, mink, okay?!
The Sailor Senshi (Sailor Moon) - Also in the Hall of Femme due to being one of my earlier crushes. All five of the originals were hotties, and it's really hard to choose which one to put above the rest, so I'll just leave it at that. (I really haven't seen much of the other senshi...)
Bunnie Rabbot (Sonic the Hedgehog) - She's the runner-up of the Sonic kingdom. Princess Sally is too awesome for words, but Bunnie's no loser! She's got that sexy southern belle thing going, similar to Rogue. In fact... she's really VERY similar to Rogue, isn't she? What, with the strength and all. Cute widdle bunny wabbit! Err, wabbot.
Botan (YuYu Hakusho) - Aww, you can't help but think this Ferrywoman of the Sanzu River is the most adorable thing you've ever seen! That pink kimono, that blue hair, her laugh... I'm not sure if I'd rather snog her or scratch behind her ears (NEKO BOTAN!!!), but in any case, she's cute cute CUTE!!!
Moonbay (Zoids: Chaotic Century) - I'm not totally sure why exactly I started liking her, but I do! Her crazy hair, her pretty tanned skin (though I normally like girls with fair skin, a la Fiona), her goofy-yet-sly smile. I liked the way she was always trying to work an angle, and the way it usually blew up in her face. The way her and Irvine played off each other... classic, man, clasic! She's a riot, and a sexy one at that.
Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series) - Well, duh. No ALer can resist Harley. I don't even know why I'm typing this, I shouldn't have to explain the attraction to Harley... blonde bombshell in slinky black-and-red tights, the_end. Sure, she acts dumb as a post, but who cares?! She's a successful professional psychiatrist, so I guess she just likes being a bimbo! :-) I do feel bad that she tries so hard for "Mr. J.'s" affections and never gets them, but mostly I find it amusing. The Gotham Knights episode "Mad Love" is the funniest thing ever... "Aw, c'mon, puddin'... don'cha wanna rev up yer Harley? VROOM, VROOM!!!"
Ed (Cowboy Bebop) - Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (she made it up herself, but... how can she be the fourth?!). She's nuts! I like that! She's utterly insane! Plus, she's yet another tomboy, hehe. I like her funky hair (RED!), the way she's all acrobatic and stuff. She's a mental case, which is always fun, but she's also a brilliant hacker. Edward IS Edward!
Brittany Diggers (Gold Digger) - The hottest Were-Cheetah I'VE ever seen! I mean, have YOU seen any Were-Cheetahs that are sexier?! Sorry about this being a manga character, but there IS an OVA! Anyway, she's just hot. That, and she's a free spirit; she's the perfect counter-balance for Gina's overwhelming nerdosity. Probably the funniest lines in GD come out of her mouth. Not many people would shed tears of joy at the sight of a 55-gallon drum of tuna!
Marle (Chrono Trigger) - She might be a video game character, but she was created by the Dragonball Z guy (Akira Toriyama), and of course it was the character sketch I liked, not the tiny game sprite. She's just cute, I really can't elaborate on this one much, but I always liked her, what with the baggy pants, sandals and the crossbow. Maybe it was the ponytail... I always kinda liked ponytails. AURA WHIRL!!!
Marie Kanker (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) - One of my more recent crushes. She looks like she'd be a punker when she grows up. I like punker/goth people, it's pretty much the kind of crowd I hang out with. Much cooler than her sisters, that's for sure. The aggressive wristband, the black tank top. GOTTA LOVE that blue hair, obscuring one of her eyes. I drew the picture for her, showing her as an even MORE bad teenager. See what I mean now? She rocks, end of story.
Bulma (Dragonball/Dragonball Z) - Though I liked Bulma better back in the Dragonball days, she was still kinda cute in DBZ. Just, some of her DBZ haircuts... egh, what were you THINKING?! That poofy hair look she has when she gets with Vegeta. I'm surprised he went for her with that semi-AFRO crap. But anyway, she's a cutie, smart (though somewhat naive), and a constant source of comedy.
***COOL ANIMATED GUY PEOPLE
Yusuke Urameshi (YuYu Hakusho) - I like this guy. He's an asshole, but you can't help but like him. Plus he can knock the living crud outta anybody that crosses him. The Spirit Gun has to be the single coolest-looking attack in the animated world. He's hilarious, and just plain smooth.
Sonic the Hedgehog (uh... Sonic The Hedgehog) - That wicked sweet speedfreak. Nobody stops the spines! He's heroic, sarchastic, manic (not Manic, the green dude), and plain nuts. Gotta love 'im.
Syd (Maniac Mansion) - The only purely video game character I've put so far. Those shades, man... sunglasses at night. Corey Hart. Anyway, he's groovy. I miss that game... I should dig my Nintendo outta my parents' garage.
Trunks (Dragonball Z) - Trunks is just badass. When he shows up and completely destroys Freeza like he's nothing, it was just like "WHOA COOL MAN!!!" Totally trendy in that Capsule Corps jacket and those yellow-and-brown boots. He's so drop-dead serious, due to having what is probably the single worst childhood a kid could have (the only good things that happened to him at all were Gohan training him and his mom still being there). The lavendar hair, falling loosely around his head, just the right lenghth to make him look AWESOME when he went SSj. And the SWORD! Oh, MAN, I wanted a sword like that for a long, long time...
Kenshin Himura (Rurouni Kenshin) - In this case, I'd have to say I WOULD go for him if I were a girl, since he pretty much looks like one (no offense). Also, the red hair, d'oh! He's a really nice guy, even though he's killed countless men. The samurai put it all behind him, turning over a new leaf. He's honorable, sensitive, compassionate, and has that cool sakabato that's not SUPPOSED to be able to kill anybody (but he can do it). He's just all that and a bag of... oh, god, I've slipped into retarded outdated slang. Somebody shoot me now, please. *boom* THANKX
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