Belle woke up with pink sparks in her heart. Today she was to marry her beloved former-Beast, Prince Martin (Pronounced the French way, Mar-TAN). Sure, Martin was handsome, but he had always been handsome to her even when he was the Beast. All the other maidens gushed on and on about Gaston being handsome, but Martin was a lot handsomer. In fact, to Belle, Gaston wasn't handsome, he was UGLY! Especially after what he tried to do to her father!
Belle arrived in the little garden, her father, Maurice beside her. Prince Martin awaited her, looking spectacular in his wedding attire. She walked toward him on her father's arm, feeling like her heart would overflow.
All went beautifully until the preacher asked, "If anyone objects to the uniting of this couple in wedlock, let them speak now or forever hold their piece." Just then, a dark shape loomed up and grabbed Martin by the collar.
"What do you think you're doing, crown-head?" asked a gruff voice. It was Gaston. Belle's heart sank.
"Marrying the woman I love!" retorted Prince Martin. "Fat chance of that, royal-boy." he shoved his way beside Belle. "Belle's heart is mine!"
"Like fun it is, you big bully!" taunted Prince Martin. "Never!" exclaimed Belle, eyes flashing. "I wouldn't have you if you were the last man on Earth! You tried to put my dear father into a psycho ward!"
"Because that's where crackpots belong!" shot back Gaston. "But don't worry, my little butterfly." he tickled Belle under the chin. "You're no less desirable for having a whacked-out father."
"You are the most horrible man I've ever had the misfortune of knowing." snapped Belle.
"Get lost, ponytail-boy!" snapped Prince Martin. "And you stay away from my bride!"
"Try and make me, Princey!" taunted Gaston. "I challenge you to a duel!" yelled Prince Martin, a set to his handsome face.
The two muscular men crossed swords. Just then, the enchantress happened by in the guise of a bee and stung Prince Martin, who immediately changed into The Beast and roared at Gaston.
"I think I need the psycho ward! " yelped Gaston. "I'm seeing things!" With that he ran away, and the Enchantress turned The Beast back into Prince Martin. The two sweethearts, Belle and Martin, wed and lived happily ever after.