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Part 1:Kuki's journey:
It all started at the Kids Next Door treehouse. Number 1 (or Nigel Uno) was thinking of another plan to defeat the adults or the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
Number 1:Ok Kids Next Door. Get ready for our new plan.
Number 1 noticed Kuki's leg on his shoulder. She was watching Disney's Alice in Wonderland with her stuffed animals.
Number 1:Number 3!
Kuki:What is it Number 1?
Number 1:Turn off that evil Disney movie and get down here so you can find out
our next mission.
Kuki:Ok Number 1.
Number 1:Anyway. Our plan is to....(Kuki's laugh is interupting him) Number
3!
Kuki:I'm sorry Number 1. I saw something funny. Alice started to chase the White
Rabbit.
Number 1:If you don't get down here I'll rip that Disney video up.
Number 5:You know Number 3. She loves that nonsense.
Kuki:Nonsense? It's not nonsense.
Kuki walked outside so she can smell the flowers.
Kuki:If I had my own world, it would have pretty flowers and bunny rabbits and candy and (yawns) stuffed animals and (falls asleep).
Double D almost tripped on Kuki's arm. She woke up and noticed Double D was carrying a pocket watch.
Double D: Pant pant pant. I'm late for a very important date. Bath. I need
a bath.
Kuki:Is that Double D?
Double D: I'm late. I'm late. For a very important time. Please don't waste
my time cause I'm late.
Double D went inside of a rabbit hole. Kuki started to chase him. The next thing she knew, she started to fall. First she was falling fast, but then she started to slow down as her green sweater poofed open like a parachute. The colors around her was changing from blue to red. The next moment, she fell on her head (during the rest of the fall, she was upside down) just to see Double D running. She got up and followed him to the next room just to see him go through a door. Kuki tried to open the door.
Gir:You can't open the door. I'm locked.
Kuki:How can you be locked? Double D just went inside.
A table appeared in the room. It had a bottle of soda on the table that said
"Drink Me".
Kuki:I wonder. If this is marked poison.
Kuki picked up the soda and started to drink it. The next thing she knew, she was nine inches high. But she was small for the door.
Gir:You almost went out like......uh.........line!
Me:A candle you stupid robot!
Gir:I'm going to sing the dude song! (starts singing the dude song).
A key appeared on the table. Kuki tried to get it, but she was too small to get it and the table was very slippery.
Kuki:Oh man!
Kuki looked down and she noticed a cookie that said "Eat Me".
Kuki:I wonder how this can help me.
She took the cookie and she ate it. All of the sudden, she was no bigger than the height of the room.
Gir:And I thought I was the stupid one (starts laughing).
Kuki:Oh man. I can't get back to the headquarters like this. Oh wait! I can't
go home now (starts crying).
Gir:Stop crying! You're going to flood the room!
Kuki:(crying) I can't get down. I can't even move.
She dried her tears off with her sweater sleeve. She noticed the bottle of soda, floating in the pool of tears.
Gir:Quick (swallows the water) Pick up the bottle of soda and drink it.
Still in tears, Kuki picked up the bottle of soda and drank it. She shrunk again. Now she was in her own tears.
Kuki:How come nobody told me I cried so much?
Kuki was floating on the bottle and went through the keyhole. While she was floating, she noticed Johnny Bravo. He was looking at his hair.
Johnny:I'm pretty. (calls on cell phone) Police. I've got a pretty stranger in front of me. (looks at himself again) Oh wait. Nevermind. It's just me.
Kuki was no longer on the bottle. She was swimming to shore. She found a number of girls in bikinis, running around. Johnny tried to impress them, but all they did was punch him, kick him or stomp him. She also found Double D, coming out of the water. He started to run into the woods. Kuki started to follow him. Kuki was chasing Double D through the woods when, Kuki became lost.
Kuki:Oh man. Now what should I do?
Out of the bushes, was two pairs of eyes. The two pairs of eyes came out and it was a pair of twin invaders.
Kuki:Who are you?
Zim:I'm Zim and if you refuse me to be your ruler, I shall destroy your puny
planet!
Dim:Duh...and I'm.....what's my name again?
Me:Dim you stupid invader!
Dim:Oh yeah! My name is Dim.
Zim:Who are you and what is your business? Tell me or I'll destroy you with
my laser gun.
Kuki:I'm Kuki Sameron and I'm trying to find Double D.
Zim:We'll tell you a story first. Listen or I'll destroy you!
Kuki:No thanks.
As soon as Kuki was leaving, Zim was angry while Dim was crying.
Dim:Nobody wants to hear our story.
Kuki:Well. I guess I can hear it. If you like.
Zim:I see you made your point.
They made Kuki sit down on a rock.
Dim:This is the story of Jumba and Pleakley. It was a rainy day. Jumba and Pleakley were very hungry. The only food that was there was marshmellows.
Jumba took out a plate and Pleakley was getting the marshmellows from the marshmellow garden.
Jumba:Now my vittle alien friend. We must feast on these marshmellows or they'll
run away from us.
Marshmellows:Eat us?
Pleakley was getting the gram crackers and chocolate from the cupboards.
Pleakley:This would be our best feast for us.
But as soon as Pleakley got into the room, the marshmellows were gone. Jumba was sweating like crazy as Pleakley took out a baseball bat and Jumba ran as fast as he could from Pleakley.
Zim/ Dim:The end!
Kuki:That story was ok. I guess.
Dim:Wanna hear another one?
Before Kuki could answer, the invaders went on. Kuki got off the rock and went on.
To be continued....