Cast:
Alice:Me (of course)
Dinah:Felix (My stuffed dog)
White Rabbit: Ling (Mulan)
Catipillar:Edd "Double-D" (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Tweedledee and TweedleDumm: Eddy and Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Chesier Cat:Larry 3000 (Time Squad)
Mad Hatter:Threepio (Droids)
March Hare:Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch)
Mouse in the teacup: Dexter (Hamtaro)
Flowers:Disney Princesses (Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Belle, Jasmine and Ariel)
Queen of Hearts:Femme Fatale (The Powerpuff Girls)

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My stuffed dog, Felix, was lying on my lap while I was reading "Alice In Wonderland". I yawned for a moment and I decided to take a little nap. But before I could sleep, Ling walked by wearing a tuxedo (and his hair down). "Ling!" I screamed for excietment.

He was looking at his wrist watch and noticed the time. "I'd better hurry or Femme finds me missing" Ling said running while looking at his wrist watch. He went inside of a tree. I decided to follow him. I went into the tree some more and I started to fall.

I got scared for a moment because I didn't know what was going to happen. I was keep going down. I've found a couple of weird looking creatures while I was falling. It felt like hours to be falling. All of the sudden, I stopped falling.

I found myself in a room of white and gray. There were 25 doors on each side. I thought of Ling going through one of them. I went through the first door I saw and the only thing that was in the room was a plate of brownies.

"I am getting kinda hungry" I said to myself. So I took a brownie and took it out of the room with me. I ate the brownie. All of the sudden, I started to grow. "Is it me or is the room getting smaller?" I asked myself.

I saw Ling running by. "Hey!. Ling!" I said. "I'm going to be late" Ling said in anger. "How do I shrink myself back to normal?" I asked politely. "See that bottle of soda right there?" Ling replied. I looked to my right and I noticed he was right.

There was a bottle of soda. "You drink it and you'll be back to normal" Ling ordered me. He looked at his wrist watch again. "I'm late!. I gotta hurry before Femme get's mad at me" Ling said as he left into one of the rooms.

I took the bottle of soda and drank it. I started to shrink myself back to normal. "I'd better see where he went" I said. I went into one of the rooms. I found myself in a garden. While I was walking, I saw Double D, lying in a rose peddle.

"Uh..excuse me...Double D. Where am I?" I asked politely. "Why your in Animation, my dear" Double D replied in a nice tone of voice. "I have a question" I said while I was nervous, because I like Double D.

"Go ahead...um...what is your name?" he asked. "Sarah" I replied "Have you seen a guy name Ling around here?". "Oh of course" he replied "He went that way" where Double D was pointing to the right. "Thank you Double D" I said.

"But there is something I must warn you about" Double D stopped me. "What's that?" I asked. "Watch out for suspicious characters. They may not give you an answer" Double D said with a warning. "Thanks Double D" I said.

I ran off to the right side. While I was walking, I've found a field full of Disney Princesses. They turned around and noticed me. They walked over to me. "Hi!" They said. I just said "Hello".

"I'm Jasmine and would you like to be a Disney Princess?" Jasmine asked politely. "I would but..." I said before I could finish. Snow White (can't stand her), thinking that she was queen of the Disney Princesses, came over to me.

"Girls" she said in that stupid sqeaky voice "You can't let this girl be a Disney Princess. She's not even a cartoon character. Now stay out of our territory and you shouldn't belong in this place."

"Ok." I muttered to myself "Stupid Snow White". I walked because I didn't know what would happen to me next. While I was walking through the woods, two pairs of eyes appeared. The two pairs of eyes pop out of the bush and it was two boys.

"Who are you?" I asked. "I'm Eddydee and this is Eddumm" Eddydee said. "Gravy!. What's ya doing?" Eddumm said looking like an idiot. "I'm trying to find Ling" I replied. "Let's play a game!" Eddumm said. "Shut up Eddumm" Eddydee said.

"I love to stay, but I've to find Ling" I said. "Twenty-five cents to leave us alone" Eddydee said while he was bringing out a jar. I punched him in the face. I started to walk away. All of the sudden, I found myself in a colorful forest.

"Now I don't even know where I am" I said to myself. While I was walking, I heard some giggling. "Where did that giggling come from?" I said to myself. Out of nowhere, a robot appeared in a tree. He looked at me with a smile.

"Who are you?" I asked him. "Why I'm the Chesier Larry 3000. Are you lost?" he asked. "Yes" I replied "But not only that, but I'm looking for a guy name Ling. Why was he in such a hurry?".

"Because there is a mean woman in this land. If he dosen't hurry, then he'll be sent to death." he replied. "Ok. But I don't know where to go" I said. "Why don't you visit the Mad Threepio, The March Pleakley and Dexter in the cup?" he asked.

"Which way is that?" I asked. The Chesier Larry 3000 pointed to his left. "It's this way" he said while pointing to the right. "Hey thanks. But what would happen to me during this..." before I could finish, he was gone.

"I better keep going" I told myself. I kept walking. While I was walking, I saw a table, where the Mad Threepio, the March Pleakley and the Dexter in the cup were talking. I went over to them. "No room!." The Mad Threepio said "Especially young girls like you!".

"But there's plenty of room" I said. "Don't listen to him. Sit down and join us if you like" The March Pleakley assisted. "Are you Threepio, Pleakley and Dexter?" I asked. "Yes we are" the little hampster replied while he was cleaning his glasses.

"I'm looking for a guy name Ling" I said. "Nope. Didn't see him." The Mad Threepio replied. "Does anybody know why Femme sends people to death when they're late?" I asked. "Femme dosen't like people who are late" The Mad Threepio replied.

"But that's so wrong" I said. All of the sudden, Ling came by. "Hello" The March Pleakley said to Ling. "Can you tell me where Femme's camp is?" Ling asked. "That way" The Mad Threepio said while pointing to his left.

"Thank you" Ling replied "I would love to stay and chat, but I gotta go before Femme gets mad at me". "Come on." The Mad Threepio went on "Stay for a minute or two". He spilled some oil on Ling's shirt.

"My shirt!" Ling screamed "I'd better go". "No problem" The Mad Threepio said. The Mad Threepio, The March Pleakley and the Dexter in the cup threw Ling across the land. "Wait!" I yelled "Bye guys". I ran off really fast.

I was walking through a dark forest and I became frightened. "I wonder where I am" I said to myself. I saw all kinds of weird creatures around me. They reminded me of the Blue Meanies from "Yellow Submarine". I ran as fast as I could.

Finally, I stopped at a spot where light was coming through. I sat down on a rock where the light was on. All of the strange creatures came to me. "I don't like this place" I said to myself "It's to strange for me. I wish I'd never followed Ling and end up in this mess. All I want to do now is to go home".

I started to cry. All of the sudden, the Chesier Larry 3000 appeared into one of the trees. "Why the tears, Sarah?" he asked. How did he know my name?. Did Double D tell him?. "I just want to go home" I replied.

"You know" Larry said "All of the ways lead to Femme's field". "It does?" I asked. "Of course" Larry replied. There were two white doors on the tree. I opened the doors and entered in.

I entered into the woman's field where I found three bankers putting Suzen B. Anthony coins in a bag. I walked over to them. "What are you doing?" I asked. "We're putting coins in the bags. So that way, Femme would not get mad at us" the first banker replied.

All of the sudden, Femme came to them. "Did you finish that job yet?!" she asked in a rude tone. "Yes sir" the bankers said all at once. "What did you call me?!" she said like she was a Sgt. in a army.

"Sorry maam" the three bankers apoligized. "Put them to death!" she yelled. The other men came to the three bankers and took them to the wall. Femme walked over to me. "Hey child." she said while she was looking at me "Where did you come from?".

"Hey stop that!" I yelled at her. "A spy!" she screamed "I've should of known. Don't you know who I am?". "No" I lied. "I'm Femme Fatale" she replied "And if you have a problem with that, then I'll have to send you to death!."

"I don't have a problem, Femme Fatale" I said. "Now where is that skinny big nosed man?!" she said while she was talking about Ling "I can't stand people who are late!". Ling came over to Femme Fatale. "Sorry I'm late" Ling apoligized "I had trouble with the bankers who just had to be sent to death".

"I'm glad you're here" Femme Fatale said "We were about to play checkers". "We were?" I said while I was confused. "Of course" Femme Fatale replied. Femme Fatale took out a table and put the checker board on the table.

"You get red and I'll get black" Femme Fatale said while she was setting up the game. We started to move our pieces. The Chesier Larry 3000 appeared. He moved Femme Fatale's piece to the right. "King me!" I shouted.

"You cheated!" Femme Fatale said "Sent to death for you!". They put me on the wall. "I'm telling you" I said "I didn't do anything". "Any last words child?" Femme Fatale said. I pointed behind Femme Fatale. "Look!" I shouted "It's a bank full of Suzen B. Anthony coins".

Femme Fatale turned around. "I wonder if.....wait a minute!. I don't see anything!. I autta...(noticed Sarah gone) where did she go?!" Femme Fatale asked herself. She noticed me escaping on a skateboard. "Sianarra!" I said.

She started to chase me. All of the sudden, a short banker went over to Femme Fatale. "What do you want Banker Pipsqueak?!" Femme Fatale said. "Well Femme" the short banker said "You need to be in court right now". "Why?!" Femme yelled.

"Because one of your bankers broke one of your rules" the short banker replied. "Why didn't you say so?!" Femme said when she grabbed me by the arm "You come with me!". Everyone I met in this world was in the court room.

"What happened?!" Femme Fatale yelled. "You see Femme Fatale" Banker Pipsqueak said in a nervous voice "One of our bankers was collecting Benjamin Franklin dollar bills". "What?!" Femme Fatale screamed "That's a rule here!. No money with men on them. Send him to death!".

"You know what Femme Fatale" I started to speak "You shouldn't send anybody to death. Maybe he has a hobby on collecting Benjamin Franklin dollars. The only person that needs to be sent to death is you". I ran out of the court room.

"After her!" Femme Fatale demanded. All of the people (except for Ling on which he was on my side) started to chase me. The people were chasing me around the field. All of the sudden, I found myself in a oil can. I found Double D.

"Double D" I said "It's me. Sarah". "I've never seen you before" Double D replied. I saw a swirrling tunnel. I went inside of it. I went through the swirrling tunnel. The people were still chasing me. I saw a door coming close to me.

"I wonder where that door leads to" I said to myself. I looked through a window on the door and found myself asleep like I was dreaming the whole thing happened to me. "That's me" I said "Wake up Sarah!".

I woke up and took Felix home with me. That night, I wrote down in my diary:

Dear Diary,

I had the strangest dream
today. I first saw Ling wearing
a tuxedo, I fell in a hole, I was
keep going from big to small the
whole time, I saw Double D, I saw
the Disney Princesses (Ewww!
Snow White!), I saw Eddy and
Ed, I saw Larry 3000, I saw a
table with Threepio, Pleakley
and Dexter, I got lost in a
forest, I went into Femme
Fatale's field, I was in court,
I was chased around
and I woke up. That's
all what I'm writing
for now.

Sincerely, Sarah

I went to bed so I can have nice dreams.

The End

Note:This is the best I could do. I've never seen Alice in Wonderland and I tried my best.