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(Vegeta wakes up from his sleep to find that he is in a dreamworld. It is too foggy & dark for him to see anything.)
Vegeta: Kakarot...trunks...bulma...krillin...gohan...where is everybody?
Goku: Right here Vegeta! Follow my voice!
(And sure he did he was able to find himself out of the dark fog but after when he saw Goku he will soon wish he were still there.)
Vegeta: Kakarot?! What...the...
(Goku is standing in front of Vegeta as get this 60's style batman of all things!)
Vegeta (trying very hard not to laugh): Kakarot I have seen you do stupid things but this is too much.
Goku: See for yourself you little saiyan wonder you.
(Vegeta feels incredibly uneasy now. As Goku points to a nearby clear water lake nearby. Vegeta while extremely reluctant heads over there for a look and to his surprise & bloodcurdling horror he sees his reflection as he is in 60's robin clothes! Now Vegeta gives a nearly traumatized scream.)
Vegeta: Why...must...my...dignity...face...such...cruel...torture. HOLY CRUEL & EVIL TORMENT BATMAN err... (as he tries not to sob under his extreme humiliation) KAKAROT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! (Now he blushes after how a certain part of his body is "bulging" thanks to those tights now his embarrassment is larger.)
(A certain being appears.)
Pokejedservo: Hi there how do you like my torture test Vegeta?
Vegeta: YOU?! WHY YOU PRINCE VEGETA! I'LL...
Pokejedservo: I'm Pokejedservo buddy boy! Though I wonder if Miss Prince Vegeta would've done something like this? (Thinking to himself: Her sister is right that name isn't all that sensible.)
Goku: This isn't so bad Vegeta.
Pokejedservo: Now too be friendly you can change into these old-fashioned saiyan outfits. Though there isn't much difference in each outfit visually.
Vegeta: Why you!
(I disappear before Vegeta can attack.)
Vegeta: COWARD!
Pokejedservo (ov): Nyah! Nyah! (Blows raspberries)
Vegeta: IMMATURE COWARD AT LEAST SHE TORMENTS ME WITHOUT RUNNING AWAY MOSTLY!
Goku: C'mon Vegeta lets just change back and we might be out of here soon.
(And they did. But they notice an evil gang of soldiers coming in.)
Goku: What the?
Vegeta: Evil generic soldiers!
Goku: Let's get them!
Vegeta: All right!
(They run to the villains and punching them out easily. More villains come but this time they are more known villains come in but they just knocked out too. And yes it was all done in the 60's batman theme fashion while the music. Though the singing goes by "DBZ" instead of "Batman". After when that is all done the dream stops and it is morning now that Vegeta wakes up with that scream.)
Bulma: Whats wrong Vegeta?
Vegeta: I think I just know what that "HFIL" place is like.
Bulma: Oh so you just had a nightmare.
Vegeta: Yeah
(Vegeta walks over to the window to get some sun. But he notices a couple of familiar faces.)
Adam west: These Cameos are really nice Burt.
Burt Ward: I don't think so Adam.
(Vegeta notices them then goes into a rage then comes after the old "dynamic duo".)
Burt Ward: HOLY PYSCHO SAIYANS BATMAN LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
Adam West: I HAVEN'T BEEN BATMAN FOR A FEW DECADES NOW ROBIN errr... BURT, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
Burt Ward: Right!
(They run for a while, while Vegeta chases after them why Vegeta is still chasing them is anybody's guess.)
Goku: Do you need where the cereal is? The old Batman show is going to be on in a few minutes.
Bulma: Just see what is going on outside.
Goku: Not again. *Sigh*
(Goku & Bulma watch while all this havoc happens.)
(THE END)
(BTW: If I could I'd do this on a video like on how that "DBZ wazzup" thing
went out. That goes for my other recent DBZ humor fanfiction too. )