Animated Lust (Rated PG!)

Wacky Story
by Leepamon

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Hi. My name is Randi Brown and this e-mail is accually a funny story that my friend wrote and I'm typing it for her. First, if you don't know what Outlaw Star is, I would like to give you some information and details.

Jim Hawking:
Age: 11
Hair: blonde
Eyes: blue
Type: He's a boy genius and a great machanic.
Favorite thing/toy: his car. Yes, he's an 11 year old who can drive an awsome car. He loves it so much, he name it Efaru, whitch means in German, "wife".
Melfina: In the fab siries Outlaw Star (also on Cartoon Network) she's an android. A very beautiful and serene one at that. Accually, she's a bio-android who eats, sleeps, can cook good, and she is the only one besides Harrry (who isn't in this fic) who knows what love, hate, anger, ect, is. She has feelings for the hero of the show, Gene Starwind, after he tells her he will help her and take care of her.
Hair: black/ shoulder length
Eyes: brown
Gene Starwind: He's the hero of the show with a big, cool, fun loving, attitude! (he's so hot to!) He's you usual futureistic hero with a sidekick name Jim who's a boy genius. He loves girls, hanging out at night clubs, being an idiot, your usual. But man, is he fine! I sure do envy Melfina! Why do all of the pretty girls, with a dark and mysterious past, get the hotties?! He also has the coolest star ship in the galaxy! The....you guested it...the Outlaw Star! The man toy every guy dreams of! I want one of those!
Hair: red
Eyes: blue (oh those dreamy, blue, handsome eyes)
Type: HOT!......I mean....he's an idiot....
Fave toy/thing: the Caster gun! "So powerful, it sucks the gunman's soul."
Aisha ClanClan: She's a cat girl and a hilarious one at that! one word.....funny!

On with the story.
Wacky Story

Narrorator: Welcome! It's Wacky Story Time! Where we have wacky stories all the time! Today's Wacky Story is about a competition between Jim and Gene! This event will take place at the Where Are We Hotel, located on the planet of What Did You Say, in the galexy of, Say What, in the universe of, Who What When Where Why. And here's our host of the competition....Melfina!
Melfina: (the android) Welcome to the Where Are We Hotel, where every body asks questions! I'm your host Melfina! Let's meet today's contestants, Jim and Gene!
(Jim and Gene walk into the room, Gene half asleep while eating a hamb burger and singing "Ol' Mc Donald Had A Farm)
Melfina: Jim, you get to answer the first question. How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Jim: 9, 460,581,299.1256,972,359,8...........
Melfina: Correct. That's one point for Jim. Gene, your question. What are hamb burgers made from?
Gene: Ol' Mc Donald, had a cow. Eiei O! With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there!
Melfina: That is correct! Back to you Jim. What planet is this?
Jim: What did you say?
Melfina: That's correct.
Jim: No, what did you say?
Melfina: That is correct.
Jim: Okay...I'm fine. Just don't repeat that question.
Melfina: Gene. What is the second word to this word? .....Hot....
Gene: Ol' McDonald had a dog..(hot dog) Eiei O! With a ruff ruff here, and a ruff ruff there!
Melfina: That is right. Jim. What's the most funniest thing you ever heard?
Jim: Say What?
Melfina: Ha.Ha.Ha. That was so funny....that is correct...Gene, what is Jim's favorite animal?
Gene: (begins to doze off asleep) Ol' McDonald had a cat. Eiei O!.......with a .....zzzzzzzzz(snores) and a .......zzzzzzz(snores) there......
Melfina: Okaaay....He's asleep but he got his answer right. Jim. Does your friend Gene like to eat?
Jim: You bet! He can eat more in a day, that an elephant can eat in a year!
Melfina: That is very correct...(thinks) "Must be why he's so buff....." (blushes) Arg! Gene, what is one thing you like to do?
Gene: (snores) zzzzzzzzzzzz
Melfina: Ummmm.....Correct! So far we have a tie between Jim and Gene! Jim, what's the name of your teddy bear? (grins)
Jim: Uhhhhh.....What teddy bear?!?!
Aisha: (from the audiance) You know! The one one you cuddle with every night and you don't want anyone to know about!
Jim: Aisha, I'll get you for this! His name is Mr. High Hopes Danaria!
Melfina: That is correct! Gene! (the hottie) What is the name of this universe?
Gene: (wakes up and goes nuts from a bad but silly dream) Who! What! When! Where! Why!
Melfina: That is correct.
Gene: Oh....Okay...(drifts back to sleep)
Melfina: It's late. So now we move on to....Sudden Death! We will start with the strongest link from the last round...Ooops. Wrong show! Now we will see who can face....The Chair! Ooops. Wrong one again! Jim and Gene, this is Sudden Death! You both have to answer 5 questions correctly! The one one who answers the most correct is the Winner! How many light years from Earth are we?
Jim: 7,201,374,563,135.6 light years!
Melfina: Correct! Jim, next question for you, What is Aisha's middle name?
Jim: Ummmmm........
Aisha: (from the audiance) Do Do Do do do do! (sings)
Jim: Aisha shut up! I don't know what her middle name is!
Melfina: That is in correct! It's Clan! Gene, what her last name?
Gene: Uhhhh.....Clan?
Melfina: Yes, that's correct. Jim, does Gene like to party?
Jim: What kind of question is that?
Aisha: Just answer the question, Mr. High Hopes Danaria!
Jim: That's it! If you want anything, I'll be in my room. Room 106.
Melfina: What about the game?
Jim: I call it quits!
Gene: Does this mean I won?!
Melfina: Yes dearest Gene, you won.
Gene: Now I can go to sleep....zzzzzzzz
Melfina: Yes you can.
Gene: Good.......zzzzzzzz
Melfina: (like Porky Pig) That's all folks!

The End
By: Jessica Murphree
Written by: Randi Brown
Randi Brown's e-mail: ejean@allttel.net
Please e-mail me and tell me what you think! I hope all them Outlaw Star fans love it!