WARNING!THIS FIC CONTAINS FUNNY ITEMS THAT ARE NOT SERIOUS!I AM A TOTAL
IZZY LOVER!DON'T FLAME ME!THIS FIC IS NOT FOR THE STRONG OF HEART!YOU HAVE TO
LAUGH!OR I WILL GET MY DIGIMON ON YOU!

Authors Note:Bacially Izzy has a dream where all of his electronics come to
life to take over his life.It's written in script form though.
                      
                                        Izzy's Dream

  Laptop:Hello Izzy
  Izzy:How Boring
  Laptop:I said HELLO IZZY!
  Izzy:Prodigious!My laptop can converse with me!
  Laptop:ANSWER ME!(Anime veins appear on laptop)
  Izzy:Okay!Okay!Hello Laptop!  
  Laptop:That's more like it.
  Izzy: .....(Sweatdrops)
  Telephone rings.
  Izzy:Hello?
  Telephone:Hello Izzy
  Izzy:Ahhh!HELP!
  Telephone and Laptop together:Hello Izzy.
  Izzy:MOMMY!
  Answering Machine:Hello Izzy.
  Telephone:Hello Izzy
  Laptop:Hello Izzy
  Knock on door.
 Izzy:Hello?
 Tai's Voice:Izzy!Open up it's me!
 Izzy:Come in!It's open!You gotta here this!
 Door opens.
 Izzy:OH MAN!HELLLLLPPPP!!!!
Various assortments from around the Izumi household appaer.One of them,a
waffle maker,holds a tape recorder repeating this 'Izzy open up it's me!'.In
Tais' voice.
   
   Dishwasher:Hello Izzy
    Wafflemaker:Hello Izzy
     Toaster:Hello Izzy.
   All other applianses:Hello Izzy.
  Izzy:HELLLPPPPP MMMEEEE SOOOMMMEEEONNNEEE!!!!
  The applianses gather in a metal ciricle around Izzy.
 
    Appliances:Hello Izzy,Hello Izzy,hello Izzy....(Think of the parrots
voice on the Mic Donalds commercial when the parrot keeps saying 'Hello
Kitty,hello Kitty..)
 
    Teacher:Hello Izzy.
           
  Izzy:Ahhh!Help!It's the appliances!The've come to life!There here
man!Help!
 
  Izzy begins to throttle the teacher,wich is Mr.Fugiama.
            Izzy then realizes that he has fallen asleep in class.
 Mr.Fugiama:Izzy?Are you feeling alright?You fell asleep in class.Is
everthing okay?
  Izzy:Yes sir.I'm sorry.
  Later...   

   Mrs.Izumi:Izzy!Pick up the phone!
   Izzy:Thanks Mom!
   Tai:Hello,Izzy!What's up?
    Izzy:AAAHHHHH!HELLPP!
   Slams down phone.
   Tai:Oh well.I guess Sora was right.The smart ones always DO snap first.
    Mrs.Kamiya:.....(Sweat drops.)
   
Izzy's house
 Izzy:That was dumb.
 Answering Machine:Hello Izzy.
 Izzy:Ahhh!
 Izzy hears laughing.
 Izzy:What is that?
 Mysterious Voices:He he he Tee he he!
 Izzy looks under the bed to see Tentomon amd Agumon with a microphone
hooked up to the answering machine along with other various lines to other
appilanices.

   Izzy:TENTOMON!
   Tentomon:Uh oh.
   Agumon:Oh ya.
   Izzy:Mom!Where's the bugspray and lizard poison!?
   Digimon:Ahh!

Final Notes:
    Izzy:Pending Serious Medical and Psyciological help for The words 'Hello
Izzy.'Makes a plan to destroy all wafflemakers in the world.
     Tentomon:Got sprayed by bug spray but he's okay
      Tai:Still goes on thinking the the smart ones always to snap first
      Agumon:No comment

    Final Final Notes:
Answering machines destroyed by Izzy- 100
     Cans of bug spray used by Izzy to try to even spray Tentomon-3,000
      Scrips Torn up or burned up by my muse-70
     Wafflemakers blew up By Izzy-More that I can count.
                                           ~Fin~
    Authors note:I hope you liked it!Mabye I'll make a sequel?Who knows?Well
g2g love yas!~Peace~Love~Happiness~And Cherry Cokes for all!~Kass~