"Are we all prepared?"
    "I think so ..but where's the food?"
    Today was the day Snow White and Cinderella throw a party. They had it planned for almost 5 years and now the unthinkable is about to happen .
    "I found the food!" yelled Snow White. "And Cindy, really; don't leave your shoes everywhere!" Snow White hands Cinderella her glass slipper.
    "Why don't you be quiet while I clean up this mess your little dwarves made???" Cindy complained, slipping on her glass slipper.
    "Don't blame THEM! Blame yourself for not cooking them dinner." Snowy stuck her nose up and continued to set the table.
    "You are so snooty, Snowy. And really, what's with your voice?? Was it naturally annoying or are you doing that on purpose?"
    "Put a sock in it!"
    "Oh please, you KNOW you don't wear socks when you wear slippers!"
    Before Snow White could complain any further, the doorbell rang.
    "Oh my goodness gracious! I must answer the door!" Snowy gasps.
    "Well, duh."

    It was Prince Eric and Ariel. Snow White greets them with a bow until Herc and Meg showed up.
    "It's so nice to see you all here!" Snowy squeaked. "Especailly you, Hercules. Worked out lately?"
    "Oh, heh. Well I did-"
    "Hey, be quiet, snowman, he's mine," Meg hissed.
    Snow White gasped and saw another visitor at the door.
    "Is this where da party is?" asked Aladdin.
    "Yes it is, Aladdin. Please come in and make yourself comfortable!" Snowy greeted.
    When Jasmine came in behind Aladdin, Snowy was disapointed at the way she was dressed.
    "They just don't use dresses anymore, huh?" Snowy sighs, pressing her chin against her fingers.
    Jasmine sneered and said,"At least we have decent voices nowadays, too."
    Then arrived Princess Aurora. "Hi, Snowy. Sorry I'm late. I overslept my nap this evening."
    "It's terribly okay, Aurora. Tee-hee!"
    Tarzan and Jane just swung into the mansion, resulting in a crash landing in the living room.
    "Ouch .that smarts." Tarzan and Jane picked themselves up, and then looking at Snowy.
    "Hello, Mr. Tarzan and uh .Ms. Porter."
    Basil arrived right after Tarzan and tugs at Snowy's dress.
    "AHHH! A mouse!" screams Snowy.
    Jasmine giggles. "And to think you couuld stand all those animals around you in the woods when you were singing."
    Cinderella picks up Basil. "Don't worry, Snowy. I invited him."
    "You? Geez! I can stand deer and rabbits; but you are obbsessed with mice!"
    "They make nice horses." Cindy walks back into the dining room, talking to Basil and the others.
    An ant flies in, and looks as if it were carrying another ant.
    "EEK! Ant! Oh, it flies, too!" Snowy shrieks.
    Meg looks at it and says,"Who in the heck let this thing in!?"
    Cindy holds the ants and says,"I invited them in."
    Snow White whispers something under her breath. "Dumb Ants. They're computerized."
    Cindy counts the guests. "We have everyone here! Time to start the party!"
    Ariel looks at a fork and says,"Oh my gosh! It's a dinglehopper!" She starts to brush her hair until she notices everyone's watching her.
    "Riiiight so hey, what we doing now?" Meg asks.
    "We're gonna have dinner first and talk to each other," Snow suggests. "I hope no one minds turkey!"
    "Do you have a cheesecake? I have a craving for cheesecake!" says Basil, sniffing the air.
    Cindy nods while she places a plate with a huge turkey on it. She set down all the food and then joins them. "Snow, will you say grace, please?"
    "Sure thing!" Snow giggles as she aggrees.
    "Uhm .no offence, but Jas and I are, well, we're Muslims?" Aladdin smirks nervously.
    "And uhm .I'm Greek, so ya know ." Herc says.
    Ariel bites her lower lip and says,"Well, I believe in Poseidon, cuz he's my grandaddy ."
    Herc pauses and looks at Ariel. "G-Granddaddy?! He's my uncle! Zeus is my dad!"
    Ariel gasps. "Wow! We must be .second cousins!" Ariel and Herc hug each other while Meg raises an eyebrow, sighing.
    "Can we get on with this?" Jane asks.
    "Skip the grace. Let's eat!" Aurora starts chomping down on her food while everyone else joins in.
    "Turkey smells as if it were dipped in an appetizing sauce, cooked at 500 degrees, for about an hour or so, if I'm not mistaken. And is stuffed with breadcrumbs! Ooh, delish!" Basil smacks his lips and starts eating some of the Turkey.
    "Turkey-good! Turkey good!" Tarzan says, chomping down his slice of Turkey quickly as possible.
    "Tarzan, dear. Chew your food!" Jane says.
    "What a pig." Meg sips her wine. "Thank Bachus! This wine is the finest in the land!"
    "I'm the fairest in the land!" shouts Snow White. "I am! I AM!"
    "Snowy, don't get emotional now. I said finest."
    "No, I'M the FAIREST! I'M THE FAIREST! AHHHH!" Snowy freaks out and throws the table over. "I'm da fairest! Me! I am! I AAAAAMMMMM!"
    "Calm yourself down already!" Meg slaps Snowy across the face. "Girl! What's wrong with you!? I said, finest! Finest!"
    Snowy ignores the slap and continues to go wild.She runs upstairs and asks every mirror she could find. "Who da fairest? Who's the fairest!?!?"
    Herc grabs her arms and she struggles to be released. Herc tells her,"Snow, calm down already!"
    Snow vocalizes the tune to "A Smile and a Song," which summoned some forest animals. Squirrels, deer, rabbits, skunks, and chipmunk comes breaking into the mansion, attacking Herc. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Animals!" He releases Snow, only to be chased by the forest animals.
    Meg gasps. "Hey! What'd you do to him!?"
    Snow gets mad at her for bothering her so much and screams loudly. Meg couldn't take it and faints.
    Snow White throws a needle straight at Cindy but misses and hits Sleeping Beauty, Aurora. Aurora falls down and Snow runs around the mansion, carrying the mirror. Cindy hollers,"Hey, that's a specail mirror ya know!"
    Snow didn't care and runs around anyways. She screams,"I'm the fairest, not you! You Ugly!"
    She pushes Jas and Al down and runs around the mansion. Cindy runs after her and keeps loosing her slippers, which slowed her down. Herc was bitten a swarm of animals and had rabies. He crouched down, like Tarzan and started to run after Snow. Snow runs from him, while Tarzan looks at Herc, curiously. Herc stops to look at Tarzan. Herc makes a lotta strange noises and Tarzan says to Jane, "He wants to communicate."
    Cindy tackles Snow and says,"You're the fairest in the land! Kay??? Ya happy now?!"
    Snow White drops the mirror. She says,"Huh? What happened?"
    Cindy sighs and says,"You were going whack."
    Snow giggles and say, "Yeah right."
    Jane looks at Herc and Tarzan talking to each other in animal language. "I think Herc has rabies."
    Meg awakes and says,"What?"
    "Hercules has rabies. Snow did it! Not my fault."
    Meg looks at Herc and says,"C'mon, lets take you to the docter."
    They go outside and bump into a tree. Herc looks at the tree and say, "Why, hello, docter, how are you?"
    "Hun uh uh Not THAt one, c'mon, Herc."
    Al, Jas, Eric, Ariel, Cindy, Basil, Jane, Tarzan, and Cindy walk up to Aurora.
    "How do we wake her up?" asks Jane.
    "Kissing her." Cindy makes a face.
    "Well, I'M not gonna kiss her," says Al. "You, Jungle Boy."
    "No way. You, Basil."
    "I'm a mouse. I don't think she'd be very happy if I did that."
    "I'm definitely not kissing her,"says Eric.
    "Who's gonna kiss her?" Ariel shrugs.
    "Wanna just leave her?" Jas suggests.
    "Okay," smiles Jane.
    They walk to the dining room and wonder what to do. "Now what?" asks Snow.
    "We can play Spin the Bottle."
    "No way."
    "Okay."
    "Wanna go tell everyone that we're celebraties and capture the real ones?"
    "Cool."
    "Or we can tell the president to surrender and take over the country."
    "Besides where ARE we anyways, Cindy? New York?"
    "No. I dunno."
    Everyone looks at each other. Bum BUM BUM!
    "Who cares?"
    "Yeah."
    "Wanna make fun of the writers?"
    "Okay. Come on."
    "Okay bye bye, everyone!"


THE END!