I still know what you did to the turtle!

It was a lovely serene morning when a boat arrived to the island. Who should be on the boat but the mailman. He was short and wore a black hood and cloak. Mike approached the boat as it came nearer.
"Oh, hi! You've got mail for us, haven't you?" Mike asked the mailman.
"Yes!" the mailman answered in a low scary voice. He opened his mailbag. When he opened his bag, a red glow emerged from the bag, the mailman pulled out a letter and handed it to Mike. Mike opened the envelope and out came wispy grey mist and organ music played. Mike read the letter and jumped.
"Ooooooo!" Mike cried, "We've won a trip to the Bahamas!" Everyone else on the island ran up to Mike.
"Where's the Bahamas?" Lu asked.

"A tropical paradise full of sun, sand, surf and sweat. Everyone became thrilled. An aeroplane then came down from the sky and landed on the island. Everyone cheered, bolted in and sat down on the chairs. The aeroplane took off only it had to get out of the water. 30 hours later, the air hostess came only there was something suspicious about her. She may have worn a pink hat and frilly apron but also wore a black hat and raincoat and held a hook.
"Is Lu on this plane?" the air hostess muttered.
"My little Lulu is on that chair over there with that zombie pet of hers!" Wendell explained pointing to the two chairs on the other side of him. "Yoo-hoo! Lu!" the sinister air hostess called as he walked over to Lu. He then took off his pink apron and hat revealing him to be the evil man with the black raincoat from the last Halloween special. Lu screamed in terror and clenched the arms of her chair tighter. "I don't have any jelly babies!" Lu gasped. Courage the Cowardly Dog then came up to Lu. "I could lend you some!" Courage told Lu but he got scared by the man wearing the black raincoat so he ran away in alarm. The black man neared Lu until his raincoat got pulled on by Mike. "Nnggh!"Mike panted as she tugged on the raincoat, "Keep away from Lu, you monster!" The black man managed to escape the pull and snarled at Mike. Just then, the plane had a huge problem. It broke down so it landed in the ocean. All the passengers had to get out with the inflatables but the black man didn't bother. He despised water so he manifestated. The islanders swam for it but Lancelot the zombie turtle just fell to pieces. "Eww!" Lu cried.
"Well at least we won't see that raincoat guy again!" Mike exclaimed in relief. "Oh yes we will!" Og corrected Mike, "You informed us he won't come back. Every time someone says something won't happen, that something happens. "Good point!" Mike told Og.

And now, a word from our sponsor....

IM Weasel walked onto a platform.
"Hello, public. I.M. Weasel speaking here. It seems I have not appeared in any of these Halloween stories AT ALL. Hmmm...it seems today is an exception. Good night everyone." Weasel cleared up.
Hold on,that was thirty words! I specifically told the audience it was A WORD from our sponsor. Sheesh.
THE MADNESS OF HUMPTY DUMPTY

The City of Townsville, and its reading time at Pokey Oaks kindergarten.
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty together again!" Ms. Keane recited but then heard a mysterious cluck. The class then laid eyes on a chicken who was pecking the floor. The chickens eyes grew red. The floor grew as hot as a frying pan.
"OOWWW!" Bubbles screamed, "Why is the floor so hot?????" The Powerpuffs looked out of the window and saw the school was on a giant frying pan being controlled by a cracked undead version of Humpty Dumpty.
"HUMPTY DUMPTY??????" Blossom shouted in confusion, "He looks scary as well. How could he have risen from the grave when he was shattered to pieces?"
The spectral egg came near Blossom and told her, "The undead appear in their almost original form. My ghostlike powers helped connect the pieces! I vow to get revenge on the world for thinking my demise was good! Townsville was next on my list!" His voice sounded like a snake being strangled. His breath smelled like rotten eggs.
"May I recommend you brush your teeth or use a Tic-tac? YOUR BREATH STINKS!" Buttercup yelled.
"I may have bad breath but have you considered BAT breath!" Humpty hissed and he spat out hundreds of bats which made Ms. Keane faint with fright. The bats left the school and entered McMickeys. As soon as the Powerpuff girls came home, to their disgust, they found rotten egg yolk over the floor.
"Ugh!" Bubbles cried, holding her 'nose', "It was that stupid egg! And to think, Humpty Dumpty was one of my favourite songs!"

"EXACTLY!" Humptys voice hissed. They then saw him behind the door.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Blossom cried, "How can yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo evil???????????????"

"You like the rhyme about my death!" Humpty growled.

"Yeah, so?" Buttercup muttered.

There was a brief pause until......

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YEAH, SO?????"Humpty roared, "I WANT MY VENGANCE WHICH SHALL BE VERY SCARY AND LIKE.....er........VENGEANCE!"
"Well, what shall you do?" Buttercup asked the egg.
"Ahem, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get, get on your nerves!"Humpty sang over and over. During his singing, he took off his head revealing a foul spoiled egg odour! Blossom sat on a bucket and thought.
"We can't fight him because he's too smelly, what can we do?" Blossom pondered. Then it hit her. The evil decomposed egg was still singing after two hours until Blossom made him sit down on the professors favourite chair.
"Thank you Blossom!" Humpty hissed at Blossom. Bubbles and Buttercup then used their powers to lift the chair onto the wall until it made a great fall (sound familiar?) Humpty Dumpty was once again a cracked mess but it unleashed an evil more powerful odour onto Townsville.

Courage then noticed the smell and exclaimed, "Now that's what I call true evil!"
So, the day is smelly thanks to that evil Humpty Dumpty

Let it snow, let it snow, let it Ed.

One summers day, Ed was carrying a fridge towards a dome made out of wood and cardboard with a sign above the door reading 'Snow Eds'. His friends, Edd and Eddy were inside.

As Ed entered, Eddy rubbed his hands and congratulated Ed, " Thanks Ed! Now our Winter Wonderland is complete!" The whole floor was covered in ice cream since the Eds wanted to get money from making children go to this 'simulated' snow world. They waited 2 hours and there wasn't even an insect. Ed was passing his time away by building an ice cream man. It looked like any ordinary snowman really. A round head and body, two eyes, mouth and carrot nose.
"This is Chilly the ice cream man!" Ed declared.

"ED!" Edd shouted, "Ice cream is for eating, not playing with! On the contrary, this could leave many vile germs......"
"Double D! Can you say something else except 'Blah' all the time?" Eddy yelled at Edd.
"Chilly needs a hat!" Ed hollered while running out the door. He managed to retrieve a hat and he placed it on his ice cream mans head. Just then, Chilly the ice cream man started glowing, span around and then sprang into life.

"Happy birthday!" Chilly cried

Edd and Eddy fainted in shock while Ed just greeted his ice cream man, "Hello Chilly! How are you today?"

"Has your brain gone on a millennium-lasting day off? Faint in shock!" Chilly demanded. Ed obeyed Chilly the ice cream man. Chilly cackled as he eyed the unconscious Eds.
"Humph!" Chilly complained "Its summer outside! I'll melt and then everyone will step in my melted carcass! Unless..." Chilly viewed the fridge which was used to make the place cold. Ed Edd and Eddy woke up and found the fridge was gone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eddy hollered, "ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" His voice echoed throughout the country. Ed looked outside and saw the fridge only it had been turned into a war machine.
"The fridge has guns and stuff!" Ed told Edd and Eddy.
"GUNS?" Edd screamed and he fainted again. The fridge opened revealing that Chilly was inside.
"Get out of the fridge, Chilly!" Ed insisted.

"No, O ye of a sad life!" Chilly growled, "I'm going to destroy you!"
"Mere toys cannot destroy me!" Eddy boasted.

"Oh, there goes that plan!" Chilly groaned as he threw away his teddy bear, "But what if I destroyed every jawbreaker in the world! Destroy jawbreakers, destroy Eds!" All was silent for a few minutes until Ed and Eddy fainted. Chilly planted a bomb in the ground and hoped it would grow into a bomb tree but it exploded.

"That was my only bomb!" Chilly bawled, "But I still have grenades!" Chilly threw grenades all over the cul-de-sac. Kevin came over to the ice-cream man wheeling his black, ruined bike.

"Who destroyed my...." Kevin uttered but fainted when he saw the ice cream man live.

"Sheesh. How can an ice cream man talk to people without them fainting?" Chilly moaned, "Well, time to destroy the Eds." Ed woke up and hugged Chilly. As Chilly choked, he threw his last grenade at the Jawbreaker Factory destroying the building and the jawbreakers within. When Eddy came to, he saw the remains of the Jawbreaker factory and felt downcast.


"DARN YOU!" Eddy clamoured, "DARN YOU ALL THE HECK!" Chilly cackled and sniggered until Edd came to and started eating Chilly.


"You ate CHILLY!" Ed told off Edd, "The ice-cream man eater must DIE!"


"Ed's gone crazy." Courage announced.

FELINES AND CANINES

For many years, a battle between cats and dogs had been present in our world. Ever since Ancient Egypt when the race named dog hounded Meowet the cat, war broke out. The cats wanted their own back! That has something to do with our story. So shut up and read.

It was a picturesque summers day when Johnny Bravo was deep in thought (theres a first time for everything). He was pondering on how to impress the females but then he got a perception on what girls like. They liked adorable furry animals such as cats and dogs.
"Yes!" Johnny Bravo shouted, "I shall buy a puppy dog and a kitty cat and then dominate the world of girls who love me! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Meanwhile, from a scary looking mansion named 'Scary Looking Mansion', Mr. Pinkles, leader of the cat army, was watching Johnny.
"Oh goody! That large dope is out to get one of my army!" Mr. Pinkles sniggered. "Wait.....he said he was getting a dog as well!" he added in disappointment, "Though it won't be very long until I get my way!" This evil feline resumed his manical laughter until the maid came in and made Mr. Pinkles take a bath and wear a bonnet.
"Why must evil wear a bonnet?" Mr. Pinkles moaned.
The aftermath of Mr. Pinkles wearing that stupid bonnet was Johnny purchasing a bloodhound and a tabby. The bloodhound was named Hu and the tabby was named Cute Kitty.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Soon the chicks will be mine! MINE!" Johnny roared, sounding like a mad scientist. Johnny then left the room to watch 'Legend of the Lost Park'. The moment Johnny was no longer present in that room, Hu and Cute Kitty glared at each other, their eyes full of hatred for each other.

"I'm watching you Kitty and you're in big trouble!" Hu threatened.

"I AM????" Cute Kitty shrieked like a little girl then ran. Mr. Pinkles was still watching the events. He hung his head in shame.

"That softy of an evil minion!" Mr. Pinkles complained, "Right, time to send in the ninjas!"

Just then, hundreds of planes soared across the sky, but thats unimportant. What IS important is that the feline ninjas were riding their tricycles towards Johnny Bravos abode. Eventually they got there and crashed through the door....and quickly fixed it. Hu saw the intruders, rushed to the telephone and called the National Society of Dogs. A labrador picked up the phone.

"Hello?"


"Agent 155 here aka Hu."


"What an idiot human name."


"Whatever. Anyway theres a feline ninja attack!"

"Don't worry! I'll send a recruit!"


In a matter of minutes, the recruit arrived. He was a mangy, flea bitten German shepard.

"Hello!"the German Shepard greeted Hu.


"Enough small talk! ITS BATTLING TIME!" Hu made the battle commence. Courage came with a small flag and foam hand.

"1 2 3 4! Who will have the highest score? DOGS!" Courage cheered. The battle was quite violent as Hu used bone grenades, that German shepard used fleas and the ninjas used numjacks and other ninja weapons. They then heard Johnny Bravo coming in. The battle quickly stopped and the cats and dogs were whistling and reading newspapers but Johnny ignored them and got more potato chips. He didn't even notice the room in ruins. The battle started again but the German Shepard fell asleep so the battle was called off. An hour later, the National Society of Dogs had a big party as that German Shepard (who was totally useless) was fired. Meanwhile, Johnny Bravo discovered that there was a knock on the door. When he answered it, he found Mr. Pinkles was at the door wearing a bowler hat.

"Er... I am Mr. Lopp and an evil cat." Mr. Pinkles tried to deceive Johnny.

"I HATE EVIL CATS!" Johnny growled at Mr. Pinkles and slammed the door.

"What? I said I was an evil cat because when I say I'm not one people get suspicous!" Mr. Pinkles grumbled.

Half an hour later, another knock was at Johnnys door. Johnny unclosed the door and found Mr. Pinkles dressed like Elvis Presley.

"I'm Elvis the King.....baby." Pinkles tried to impersonate Elvis, "Groovy?"

"Oh boy, oh boy, ELVIS' HERE!" Johnny giggled in joy. Mr. Pinkles then pounced on Johnny. Meanwhile, the National Society of Dogs was still celebrating until they got a transmission on their widescreen television. On the television was a flower pot.

"Nngh! Move the camera to me, you plank!" Mr. Pinkles demanded. The camera moved to show Mr. Pinkles. "Ha ha ha. Do you know why I'm laughing?" Mr. Pinkles continued, "Its because I've ciptered.... CIPTERED? This script has too many typos! Anyway, I've someonenapped (not kidnapped as hes not a kid) this doofus!" The camera angle changed to show Johnny tied to a chair.


"Bad kitty! Untie me now!" Johnny Bravo commanded.


"Well," Mr. Pinkles continued, "If you want him back, come to the Old Abandoned Warehouse before midnight and bring me a big bag of sugar. Soon I will do evil deeds." The transmission ended.


"Mr. Pinkles will regret the day he messed with this puppy!" Hu vowed. A Border Collie (named Ben) then walked up to Hu.


"I'm your co worker for this gig!" Ben informed Hu, "To the Dog Mobile!2 The Dog Mobile was an old vintage car. It was all they could afford on such short notice. Also they had to use the Dog Mobile to carry the large bag of sugar. At 11. 59 they finally reach the Old Abandoned Warehouse (thats what its called!), entered and found Mr. Pinkles.


"You took your time but thanks for the sugar." Mr. Pinkles thanked the two dogs, "NOW I SHALL SPREAD THIS SUGAR ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE CAUSING EVERYONE TO GO WACKO SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND MAKE EVERYONE SIP MILK FROM A BOWL!"


"You should take smart pills before thinking up evil plans!" Ben mocked Mr. Pinkles.


"Oh, I forgot something. JOHNNY WILL BE THE FIRST ONE I WILL MAKE CRAZY!"


"You fiend!" Hu boomed.



"I am, aren't I?" Mr. Pinkles complimented himself. Hu and Ben then screamed and threw bones at Mr. Pinkles.


As Mr. Pinkle cried in pain, Hu poured sugar in the felines mouth so Mr. Pinkle ran around the ware house doing insane acts only a madman would do. Johnny was untied and released from the warehouse but he treated Hu like ateddy bear so the National Society of Dogs tied up Johnny again.


King Snake

Dexter had got a new laboratory snake for him to experiment on.
"Alright Mr. Snakey," Dexter cooed, "DRINK MY NEW SODA!" Dexter had invented a new kind of soda, it was supposed to be fizzier and more tasty. He fed the soda to the snake but the snake just coughed.
"Back to the drawing board!" Dexter disappointingly declared. As soon as Dexter got back to work, a strange reaction came over the snake. Its eyes grew huge, its fangs became sharper and it just started growing altogether!
"Oh great. Now I'm big." the snake moaned, "Wait a second. I can take over in this form. I will become KING SNAKE! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Dexter was surprised. "Who's laughing manically?" he asked no-one inparticular. Dexter was suddenly grabbed by the huge carnivourous snake and got crushed as the snake squeezed him.
"I HAVE YOU IN MY GRASPS NOW!"King Snake shouted evilly, "Wait, I'm a poisonous snake, not a bone crusher! Besides, this kids too small. I could eat him with just one bite!" King Snake then swallowed Dexter alive. Dexter was hurled into the disgusting stomach of King Snake. He considered a way to exit. His gloves turned into metallic claws so he climbed up, trying to get out which caused King Snake a very painful stomach ache. Dexter leaped through the mouth and jumped for joy. After he jumped for joy, he noticed King Snake had made a big hole in one of the laboratory walls and was now destroying town.
"Goody goody!" King Snake hissed, "Everyone DIE!"

Surprise, suprise, Courage came and asked, "Why is this going out of hand?"
"Hold it!" King Snake heard a voice from below. It was Dexter, who was throwing more potions at King Snake but each potion made King Snake mutate even more. His eyes boggled, he grew wings and he turned blue. Dexter then had an idea.
"Its time to pay a trip to the Snake Hunting Store!" Dexter threatened King Snake. Dexter took hold of King Snake and threw him in the Snaske Hunting Store. Then Dexter punched, kicked, tickled and bit King Snake several times then took him out and put him in the bin. Unlucky for Dexter, now King Snake eats Litter Bin Hobos.....
I.R the Mummy


"At last! I get a story in one of these Halloween specials!" I.M. Weasel exclaimed with joy.
"I.M Weasel????" Courage screamed, "WHAT IS THIS STUPID STORY COMING TO? WHERE'S COW AND CHICKEN????"
"We don't know." Weasel answered, "Now lets get on with this story!"

After plugging the hole in the Ozone layer, fighting off vampires and making contact with other planets, I.M Weasel went back to his spacious, grand mansion and had a rest until his simian friend, I.R. Baboon rushed towards him.
"HELPING ME!" I.R Baboon squealed, "I.R EAT BAD BANANA AND HAS ONLY 7 HOURS TO BE LIVING!"
"GOOD GRAVY!" Weasel blurted, "Is there anything I can do???"
"Yes. I.R. would be wanting to be mummified when dead!" I.R. requested.
"Are you insane? Wait, you are! Anyway, why would you want to be mummified?" Weasel queried.
"Bandages are looking comfy!" I.R responded. Weasel fainted.
When I.R. departed, I.M Weasel did mummify him and bunged him into a pyramid. While doing it, Weasel did cry a little but that night, as the moon was shrouded by grey wisps of cloud, a figure stepped toward I.R Baboons tomb.
"Rise, I.R! Rise! You're one of me now!" the figure cast a spell bringing I.R Baboon back to life.
Meanwhile, I.M Weasel was at home, mourning I.Rs decease. Just then, the door crashed down and in came two shadows. They were soon found out to be I.R Baboon mummified and another mummy with crumbling bandages and spaces between some of the bandages so he could see and speak.
"Oh, hello!" the mummy greeted, "I am King Louie the fourth. I have brought your monkey mummy back to life!"
"I.R back to life, I.R bacck to li-ife!" I.R Baboon sang.
"Silence!" King Louie demanded, "I've been looking for this weasel! To be honest, I've been watching him. Hes always been better than my baboon so evil, twisted things must be done to you or my names Jof! And its not!"
Courage marched up to the mummy seething with anger and yelled, "THATS MY CATCHPRASE YOU MOULDY OLD BONEBAG!"
"Shut up Courage. Now lets do some evil tortures that I've learned from the modern world!"Louie told I.R Baboon in a sly voice, "I.R! Put the weasels remote down the sofa!" I.R Baboon did what the mummy asked him to and ended up torturing the weasel in ways you can't imagine. Breaking the toaster, making the flowers wilt, turn a clock back 30 minutes and insulting Weasel.
"Pile of clothes could be beating up Weasel!" I.R Baboon mocked, "Weasel is being dope!"
"Mr. Weasel are you finding that torturous?" Louie asked.
"These are not tortures." Weasel groaned, "Are you the Red Guy in disguise or something?"
"What are you talking about?????"Louie was confused so he zapped himself, Weasel and I.R Baboon to a pyramid in Egypt. Weasel and Baboon were on stone chairs in an audience of mummies. They were viewing King Louie on a stand surrounded by tapestrys of himself.
"I have called this meeting," Louie announced, "to declare the torturing of the unmummified weasel in the audience. He should now be mummified like the rest of us! Mummify him now and also play S Club 7 music!" Weasel was wrapped in century-old bandages while S Club 7s greatest hits played in the background.

"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! DON'T LET ME BE IN THIS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!" Weasel begged.
"Sorry, its too late!" another mummy informed Weasel.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Weasel screamed.

THE END?