~ Bad Chair Day

     The City of Townsville and there is a huge celebration as Mojo Jojo is finally going to the electric chair.

     “This is an outrage!" Mojo screamed, "I didn't smoke in the litter bin! Unhand me!" Mojo was being taken to the chair by two police officers. Everyone cheered, threw confetti and blew up balloons as Mojo neared the chair. When Mojo was seated at the chair, a police officer pulled a lever and Mojo got electrocuted. All of a sudden, the chair shorted out. Everyone sighed and left. Mojo was still seated though. The electricity came back on and the crowd raced back only to find that the electric chair was coming to life. The electric chair was now a hideous monster that Mojo was strapped to.

     “Ha ha ha ha!" snickered the electric chair, "I have been used for many years and finally I have enough power TO TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE! Get this guy off me!" The chair unstrapped Mojo and Mojo fell in a drain.

     "None can compete with my villiany!" the electric chair screeched.

     "Not so fast!" Blossom called to the chair as her and the Powerpuff Girls came to the scene. The electric chair shot a beam of powerful electricity at Buttercup but Bubbles managed to save Buttercup from the beam.

     "Curses!" the electric chair hollered at the girls. He then shot a beam of electricity at the Mayor's office and the Birthplace of Benjamin Franklin making them explode. The Mayor was furious as he saw his office in ruins.

     "This is an outrage!" the Mayor cried as he threw water at the chair.

     "Your puny mortal water cannot harm my extreme power!" the chair cackled. His arms then stretched and attached themselves to the electricity plant. The electric chair absorbed all of the electricity in Townsville. Townsville blacked out and the only source of electricity was the electric chair. Just then Courage came up to the electric chair.

     "AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" Courage screamed, "A cool chair! How relaxing!" Courage sat on the electric chair and got shocked. The chair laughed in Courage's face as Courage fainted.

     "SURPRISE!" shouted Blossom as her and her sisters appeared out of nowhere. The chair jumped and was so shocked his electricity abandoned him and he changed back into a normal electric chair. The electricity, however, entered a television. The television grew arms from the screen and legs from the VCR. Its aerial became a shape of a skull. It grew larger and larger. Its long arm grasped the Powerpuff Girls and he was about to eat them until Blossom had a secret weapon. She used a remote control and changed to Nick Jr.

     "Come on, I'm not scared of some little kid program!" the TV argued. The Powerpuff Girls then switched the channel to the Cook Book Channel. The TV got so hungry he exploded.

     "That's the last time we watch the Cook Book channel!" Blossom told her sisters.

     "I'm hungry!" Bubbles exclaimed.

     "Let's watch the Cook Book channel, it has great recipes!" Blossom suggested.

     So once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

~ I know what you did to the turtle!

     It was a lovely day on the island when Mike, Lu, Og and Lancelot were playing Frisbee.

     "How are we supposed to have fun throwing this stupid circle around?" Lu complained.

     "Stop complaining and throw this Frisbee to Lancelot!" Mike commanded Lu. Lu threw the Frisbee at Lancelot. Lancelot cheered as the Frisbee neared him. The Frisbee landed in Lancelot's mouth and Lancelot accidentally swallowed the Frisbee. Lancelot then expired.

     "Lancelot!!!!!!!!!" Lu cried, "How could they do this to you?"

     "You did it!" Og corrected Lu.

     "No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lu screamed in terror. Lu then threw Lancelot in the ocean.

     "There! Now no-one will know!" Lu told Mike and Og.

     "We know!" Og told Lu.

     "Silence!" Lu shouted and went back to her house. On the door was an old parchment note reading, 'I know what you did to the turtle!'. Lu shuddered then thought Mike or Og had written it.

     "Some friends.." mumbled Lu as she went within her house. That night, Lu felt lonely without Lancelot. The door then opened by itself and out of it blew hundreds of notes all reading 'I know what you did to the turtle!'. Lu got a little mad.

     "Stop this trick! I know you know I killed Lancelot!" Lu shouted. Just then, a tall man with a black hat and raincoat came into the room. He held a hook in one of his hands.

     "I know its you!" Lu told the figure angrily. She then saw red glowing eyes beneath the raincoat. Lu ran out of the house screaming.

     "QUIET!" Mike shouted from the window of another house, "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Og then walked next to Mike.

     "SOME OF US HAS WORK TO DO TOMORROW!" Og cried.

     "It isn't them so..." Lu talked to herself nervously. Courage then came up to Lu.

     "It isn't me either!" Courage explained to Lu. The figure held out a zombie Lancelot in his left hand. Courage screamed and ran away.

     "Lu did it!" the zombie Lancelot groaned, "I saw her! She killed meeeeee!" The black figure came closer to Lu.

     "Lancelot set me up!" Lu cried, "Have a jelly baby! I found them....in Mike's suitcase!"

     "Aaaaaaaachoooooooo!" the figure sneezed. It dropped Lancelot and disappeared.

     The next day, Mike, Lu and Og were playing Frisbee with Zombie Lancelot. Lu threw the Frisbee at Lancelot and his head rolled off and fell into the sea.

~ Titan A.Ed

     One night, the whole cul-de-sac was asleep until a huge noise woke everyone up.

     "Evacuate Earth!" came a voice, "Aliens entering Earth's solar system!" The whole cul-de-sac had to go on a spaceship that flew out of Earth.

     "What's with this?" Eddy asked Edd.

     "Don't you remember, Eddy?" Edd explained, "Aliens are attacking Earth!" The cul-de-sac watched as UFOs destroyed Earth.

     "Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Eddy cried, "I never used that fish and chips voucher!"

     "How can you think of vouchers at a time like this?" Edd asked Eddy.

     "I wish I had wings!" Ed exclaimed.

     "Who's driving the space ship?" Edd wondered when he saw Courage at the drivers seat, driving!

     "I've got a license!" cried Courage. Just then, in came an alien that looked a little like Ed.

     "Eddingus!" it cried, "Help us fight these foolish earthlings!"

     "Monobrow's an alien?" Eddy asked the Ed alien.

     "Exactly," the alien explained, "He was sent to Earth to destroy all lifeforms on the planet but Eddingus seemed to forget."

     "We challenge you and your hordes to a battle!" Eddy challenged the alien.

     "Okay!" the alien agreed.

     "But this time," Eddy exclaimed, "It's fictional!"

     "I knew it the whole time!" Sarah shouted at the aliens (including Ed), "Ed IS from another planet!" Ed and the other alien vanished to a UFO.

     "Eddingus!" the rest of the aliens told Ed, "You will fight for all that is the opposite of truth and justice!"

     "I am Ed!" Ed exclaimed.

     "Okay! Ed is an alien and we're earthlings!" Eddy explained to the cul-de-sac, "We're gonna have a big battle and we shall win!"

     "Battle, Schmattle! Big deal!" mumbled Kevin. Out burst in the aliens (including Ed).

     "You will die, puny earthlings!" Ed shouted. He shot at Eddy with a ray gun but Eddy dodged every shot.

     "I have a weapon!" Edd screamed as he threw paper clips at one of the Ed aliens.

     "These puny paperclips do no harm you pea-brained sucker!" the alien shouted at Edd until Edd had a trick up his sleeves, literally! Out his jumper he took a bomb and threw it at the aliens causing a big explosion.

     "Good job, Double D! You saved the world but killed Ed! How are we going to do some scams now?" Eddy told off Edd. Ed then rose as a skeleton to attack the cul-de-sacs children. They all ran out of the spaceship except Edd and Eddy. Skeleton Ed came towards them with green slime drooling down his skeletal mouth. His red eyes glowed with evil.

     "DIE EARTHLING!" screamed Ed as he strangled Eddy. Edd then crept up behind Ed and punched him leaving him in a pile of broken bones. Eddy was angry that they couldn't do scams anymore and threw Edd into space where Edd's head exploded.

~ Good Haunted House Keeping

     In a time of darkness and doom, Cow and Chicken were coming home from school, happy about the approaching weekend.

     "TGIF!" Chicken told Cow, "Hold on! I've never said that before!"

     "You've said it a few times before!" Cow explained. They soon came across this old abandoned mansion. The wood was damp and brown, pieces of wood were nailed to the windows and the tall roofs had railings.

     "Man, that looks scary!" Cow shuddered.

     "That's just a stupid house, Cow!" Chicken told Cow angrily.

     "The house? I was looking at the green radiators from the shop window!" Cow exclaimed.

     "Cow, I have an idea!" Chicken told Cow followed by inaudible whispers.

     "What's with the inaudible whispers?" Cow asked Chicken.

     At Saturday, the antiquated house became 'Chicken's Disco'. It was indeed popular until something terrible happened. Out of the floorboards rose.........A MOUSE! Everyone was so frightened, they left.

     "Oh great! The pastry chefs were scared of a MOUSE!" Chicken complained. Some pastry then got thrown at him by a pastry chef. Black mist surrounded the corridor and a green skull rose from the mist. It got surrounded by a black cloak that hooded the skull and it grew claws similar to the ones of a green bear.

     "YOU PLAYED DISCO IN HIS HOUSE?" the ghost roared, pointing to another ghost which looked exactly like himself.

     "His house?" Cow and Chicken were confused.

     "He's visiting!" the other ghost groaned as both neared the frightened animals. Shrill violin music played as the ghosts got closer. Cow and Chicken rushed outside and found a car.

     "Let's drive outta here!" Chicken suggested.

     "But that's illegal! We don't have a license!" Cow exclaimed.

     "Who cares?" Chicken replied. They hopped into the car and Chicken drove them out of the house of peril but the two ghosts were clawing on the car.

     "Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!" the ghosts cackled, "This is sooooooo much fun!" The ghosts had never had so much enjoyment. Meanwhile, Sheep was walking along the road until he got run over by Cow and Chicken. Cow noticed the ghosts in the car and made strange noises. Chicken told off Cow until he noticed the ghosts as well. Courage then climbed into the car.

     "Can I drive?" he asked Chicken. The ghosts neared Chicken, Cow and Courage. Chicken stopped the car in the middle of the road. The ghosts were about to grab Cow when Chicken did what the ghost were to do. Cow and Chicken ran through the streets but the ghosts were trapped within the many cars honking and wanting to go to their destination. Chicken and Cow nearly got home until they got apprehended by the house the ghosts came from. It wore a policeman's hat.

     "Don't you now you were driving without a license and caused a road rash?" the haunted house asked Cow and Chicken.

~ Gotta be frightened of 'em all!

     Everything was normal one day. Johnny Bravo was playing 'Pokemon Splat!' on his Nintendo 65.99.n He had to splat Pokemon with Ambrosia custard in the game.

     "Oooo, creamy!" Johnny Bravo commented but he was being monitored by LORD PIKA! Lord Pika was an evil Pikachu who worked with other evil Pokemon. His diabolical plans were devastating and life threatening. Did I mention he had a moustache and business suit?

     "I have an evil plan concerning this Bravo fellow." Pika spoke in a sly evil voice, "I will..."

     We interrupt this program for the emergency broadcast signal. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. This was only a test.

     "That stupid emergency broadcast signal ruined your big speech, my Lord!" a Bellsprout told Lord Pika.

     "We shall see!" Pika muttered and laughed manically.

     Meanwhile, Johnny Bravo reached a new high score of 5 on his game. Then a robotic army tank crashed through the house. Out of it popped Lord Pika, still laughing maniacally.

     "You've been laughing for 2 hours now." a Zubat told Lord Pika.

     "Oh." Lord Pika realized, "Sir Bravo, you shall be used in my evil plan which is..."

     We interrupt...

     "I interrupt this interruption to tell you my evil plan!" Lord Pika shouted, "I plan on taking your brain and cloning it to make loads of robot versions of me!" A Gengar hopped out of the tank and took Johnny Bravos brain (tm). Pika then got a fat man to eat Johnny's brain. The man spat out a billion brains. Pika got out a billion robot versions of himself and put each brain in them. He brought them to life with his thunder shock attack. The robots exited the house to commit evil deeds. Did I say evil deeds? That was a typo. I meant to say they went for a burger. Lord Pika was furious so he went to the diner and shouted at the robots.

     "SERVE ME YOU BABOONS!" Pika screamed with anger, "DO EVIL OR I WILL CUT OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE!" The robots went out and destroyed the city.

     Courage ran around screaming, "Evil Pokemon! Terrible Pokemon! I can't believe the Pokemon toy prices have rose!" Lord Pika laughed and laughed. The robots then came up to Lord Pika.

     "Your laughing is annoying! We hate you!" the robots told off Lord Pika and left. They returned their brains to Johnny Bravo and everything was well until....

     "Lets get Johnny Bravo!" cried the evil Lord Mario and his cohorts from the Mario games.

~ CONCLUDING DESTINATION

     One night, Dexter was asleep in his bed with his Major Glory action figure until a dark shadow came into his bedroom and turned the light on.

     "You are interrupting my entry into slumber, you.." Dexter cried until he found the dark shadow was the Grim Reaper.

     "BOO!" the Grim Reaper shouted, "I am the Grim Reaper, come to take those who cheated death!"

     "I have not cheated death, you...er...I...I can't think of any nicknames to call you!" Dexter told the Grim Reaper.

     "My records show your laboratory has exploded more than 10 times and you have not died yet." Dexter gulped in fear.

     "No Grim Reaper is going to do anything to me!" Dexter vowed and took the Reaper to his lab and trapped him in a cage.

     "You can't put me in a cage!" the Reaper shouted angrily at Dexter.

     "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" Dexter cackled, "I know have you in my clutches! I can perform experiments on you and make you suffer!"

     "You will do no such thing!" the Reaper told Dexter.

     "SHUT UP!" Dexter demanded. The Reaper and Dexter had a big argument.

     "Why don't we game?" Dexter suggested.

     "You're a dork! I'll win!" the Reaper mocked Dexter. They first started off with the Sundae game. The rules were to make the biggest ice cream sundae and eat it the fastest. Dexter's sundae was about the size of a coat hanger yet the Reaper summoned the spirits of past ice cream sundaes to make a huge one. It took Dexter 45 minutes to eat his sundae but the Reaper paused time giving him enough time (pardon?) to eat his sundae. Next was Lucky Duckys! The classic game where you have to eat the most Peking ducks in 60 seconds. The Reaper made the Peking ducks levitate to his mouth where he swallowed them. Finally was the Shampoo Challenge. The one with the most shampoo on their heads wins. The Reaper accidentally swallowed some shampoo and he fell apart. Dexter won that time.

     "Ha ha! I got 2 out of 3!"the Grim Reaper gloated. Dexter was so mad he disintegrated the Reaper with one of his ray guns until the Reaper integrated again.

     "RATS!" Dexter was upset until he realized something. He showed the Grim Reaper his watch.

     "HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD BALLET AT 8:00 THIS EVENING?" the Grim Reaper asked Dexter in a chilling voice.

     "I saw the tickets in your pocket!" Dexter replied. The Reaper vanished, leaving behind a ghostly mist and a cookie jar.

     Courage then came and informed, "Reapers don't watch ballet! Wait, they do!"

     "That was the third Cartoon Cartoon Halloween Special," Dexter explained, "Sheep got run over, Mojo almost got his come uppance, Ed was an alien and Pokemon are evil. I guess its over!" Just then, a cadaverous version of Sheep appeared with red eyes, rotting skin and jagged teeth.

     "IT'S NOT OVER!" Sheep groaned evilly, "ITS JUST BEGINNING! Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha!" His chilling laughter was heard throughout the night.