This is the sequel to the first Cartoon Cartoons Halloween Special. I am Gareth Barsby.

 

 

                                                       

         The Cartoon Cartoons Halloween Special 2

Curse of the Ed

 

It was a beautiful morning in the cul-de-sac, when Edd was building a full-size Eiffel Tower out of chopsticks and toothpicks.

     “This shall commemorate my relaxing trip to Paris!” Edd exclaimed. He then had a flashback on his vacation to Paris when he got hit by loads of  French bread. The whole Eiffel Tower than collapsed. Before Edds eyes was a black cat. He felt sorry for the cat and took it in his arms.

     “I’ll call you Choo Choo.” Edd told the cat, “Why, you must be very sad to be lost...” Just then Edd’s mouth glowed and it fell off.

    “Mortified, yes.” Edd’s mouth moaned, “How could this happen? I mean, this is impossible.” Edd then put his mouth back on his face. That night, Edd slept with Choo Choo on his bed. Suddenly, Choo Choo awoke with an evil grin on his face. He put a red robe on and sneaked away to Edd’s kitchen and made himself a mug of hot cocoa. After he drank it, he went back to bed. He then awoke with an evil grin again and got out a cauldron and a book.

     “Hubble Bubble Toil and Trouble,” Choo Choo chanted, reading from the book, “I love these Shakespeare plays. Now to cast a spell!” He dropped in various ingredients and chanted, “ Evil, evil, evil in the pot! Cast a spell while the cauldron’s HOT!”

     The next day, Edd awoke to find Eddy in his room.

     “Double D, you’ll never guess what happened!”Eddy told Edd in a quick voice, “Look at Ed!” Ed had TWO eyebrows and a chin!

     “I look very handsome and there is a cat!” Ed exclaimed pointing to Choo Choo.

     “Yes, that’s my new pet cat, I forgot to introduce him to you!” Edd told Eddy and Ed feeding Choo Choo with KatEkit.

     “Double D! Stop yapping! Lets go out and do some scamming!” Eddy shouted at Edd. As they went outside they saw Jimmy with a telephone wire attached to a telephone instead of a retainer.

     “Why do bad things always happen to good people?” Jimmy asked Edd. Johnny than came running quickly to Eddy.

     “EDDY! LOOK AT PLANK!” Johnny shouted in panic. Plank was bigger than the Empire State Building. Courage than ran around screaming.

     “What is it Courage?” Edd asked Courage.

     “IT’S TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE! THE PRICE OF COFFEE HAS GONE UP! WAY UP! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!” Courage screamed, pulling his ears.

    “This is not good.” Edd sighed. Kevin then came up to Ed, Edd and Eddy.

     “Eds, did you replace my bike with this stupid super hopper!” Kevin demanded hopping on the Super Hopper. Kevin then glowed and then

magically, Kevin was wearing a sailor suit and holding a lollipop.

     “Who could have down this?” Edd wondered.

     “Was it a sack of mashed potatoes?” Ed answered.

     “It was the THREE STOOGES!” a voice cried, “Only kidding it was me!” There was Choo Choo in his red robe.

 “That sack of mashed potatoes looks like a cat!” Ed declared to Edd.

     “I am a CAT!” Choo Choo shouted breathing fire, “In fact, I am actually an evil sorcerer in the body of a cat! You shall listen to my terrible speech of doom today at 6.30pm! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I belong to Double D so blame him for my evil in your pathetic cul-de-sac! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I don’t know why baddies repeat the word ‘ha’. What about.....er...the words ‘I am scary!’. I am scary! I am scary! I am scary!”

     “Nice going, Harry DORKer! Now the cat will do evil stuff because of you!” Kevin complained to Edd. At 6.30pm, everyone gathered around a black gothic throne Choo Choo sat on.

     “I am very scary and evil. Any questions?” Choo Choo announced.

     “How could you do this to Jimmy?” Sarah shouted at the malicious cat. Sarah then got turned into a disco ball.

     “At least he can do some good magic!” Eddy joked. Eddy then got turned into Pikachu.

     “The speech is over, leave and be tortured!” Choo Choo cried, in an evil tone of voice. Eddy then saw seventeen jawbreakers fall out from the sky.

     Eddy went mental and shouted, “JAWBREAKERS!” The jawbreakers then piled on top of each other and it was really a seventeen headed Edd that never stopped talking. A giant monster shadow crept across the cul-de-sac. It was the giant Plank. He had now been given life and began to destroy the cu-de-sac. He kept dropping on everything. A storm brew in.

     “CHOO CHOO! STOP DESTROYING THE WORLD THIS INSTANT! OR NO MORE CAT FOOD!” Edd angrily shouted.

     “I challenge you to a duel! I choose the game and you shall cower at my power! I like your teashops though.” Choo Choo growled in a sinister voice. They had a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Choo Choo chose rock but Edd chose a Goron (Gorons eat rocks if you haven’t played Zelda.) They then had a break dancing contest. Edd danced for 45 minutes when Choo Choo only did dance for 30 seconds. The final contest was a game on The Legend of Pokemon Kart Racing-Kazooie. They had a race on the Really Really Really Difficult Track. Choo Choo used his magic to cheat but got disqualified. Soon, everything was back to normal except Eddy was still a Pikachu.

     “Why aren’t I turned back?” Eddy asked himself.

     “ I’ll be back next Christmas!” snarled Choo Choo.

     “I’d suggest Thanksgiving!” Ed replied.

 

Day of the Monkeys

 

The City of Townsville, home of Townsville Park, home of Volcano Mountain, home of Mojo Jojo who is hatching another wicked plot.

      “I can hatch an egg better than I can hatch an evil plan!” Mojo grumbled. He then went on www.verscaryevildoomplans.com. There was nothing there. Mojo couldn’t think of a single plan. He then had a brilliant idea but thought it was bad. He then had a better idea. He would take away all the world’s monkeys and make them do evil crimes.

     “How do I do that?” Mojo asked himself, “YES!” Mojo got this huge magnet which attracted only car keys. Mojo wrote 21400006 ransom notes wanting monkeys in return for car keys. Many people answered this and Mojo got many monkeys.

     “YES! I am Mojo Jojo and you shall be my minions, for I shall be the leader but you will be my minions and I am more powerful then you put together for you put together cannot be more powerful then me, Mojo Jojo so do crimes!” Mojo told the monkeys. The monkeys saluted and got out hatchets, knives and guns. They then went out into Townsville. one of the monkeys climbed into Townsville bank and killed the bank manager but took the money. Another monkey stole all the candy in the candy shop but killed the owner. Courage then came along and looked at the monkeys angrily.

    “Stop this madness!”Courage demanded. One of the monkeys chopped Courage’s arm and all Courage uttered  was, “Ow!” Courage ran to the hospital with his chopped-off arm. The Powerpuff Girls then came into the act.

     “Stop killing everyone!” Blossom commanded the monkeys. The monkeys creeped towards the Powerpuff Girls with their knives and hatchets. Bubbles then threw a banana inrto the drain. The monkeys ignored the banana and crept towards the Powerpuff Girls again.

     “I don’t know why I thought that would work!” Bubbles exclaimed.

     “Let’s just do things the old-fashioned way!” Buttercup demanded. Buttercup  was about to beat up the monkeys when Blossom made a long speech that monkeys should not be hurt. Blossom then had an idea. She went to the music store and bought an organ grinder. She started to play the organ grinder and the monkeys kneeled towards it and worshipped it. Mojo ran to what was happening and gasped in astonishment.

    “MY MONKEYS!” Mojo shouted, “You used an organ grinder to defeat me! A stupid organ grinder!” Mojo then started worshipping the organ grinder. The organ grinder than had an evil face on it. It laughed.

So once again the day is saved thanks to The Organ Grinder!

 

The Rexorcist

 

One bright day on the island, Mike and Og were digging up dinosaur fossils while Lu was making a statue of herself out of rocks.

     “This should show the peasants who is great!” Lu uttered while building the statue. Meanwhile, Mike uncovered the skeleton of a T Rex.

     “Wow!” Mike gasped.

     “Did you uncover the skeleton of Elvis?” Og asked Mike.

     “No, it looks more like the skeleton of Godzilla!” Mike exclaimed.

     “It’s the skeleton of a T REX!” Og corrected. Jut then, the T Rex skeleton started to glow and out of it came a glowing white orb that then possessed Mike. She then levitated and began to grow. She then got large canine teeth and sharp claws.

Mike then tore down a volcano and drank the lava. Wendel, who is governer of the island, then screamed.

     “I made a new tea cosy!” Wendel shouted in joyful mirth,  “Why is Mike destroying everything? What possessed her to to this? I don’t have the ghost of a chance what’s going on. Why are you doing this, Mike?” Mike spoke some words in Latin then her head span 360 degrees many times. Then Courage came along to see what was going on.

    “Weird!” Courage exclaimed then took pictures of Mike until she tore up Courage’s camera.

    “What’s up with Mike?” Og asked himself, “I’ll need some help!”

    “Why’re you looking at me?” Lu asked Og. Og’s first invention was the Evil Tracker which could detect any evil forces. Og pointed it at Lu and the Evil Tracker blew up. Og then invented the Conclusion Machine which told him what was going on. He asked the machine why Mike was acting so weird and the machine told Og Mike was possessed by the ghost of a T Rex. Og’s lab then got torn up by the possessed Mike and the Conclusion Machine also got torn up. The possessed Mike then breathed air so cold on Og, Og froze in a block of ice. After the ice broke, Og went to see Queeks, an old man who lived in a mountain who could do magic.

    “Grrrrarrrrrr!” Queeks threw a tantrum when he saw Og, “Leave me alone! Can’t an old man make models of giraffes in peace?”

    “But Mike is possessed and I hoped you could exorcise the spirit!” Og explained to Queeks.

    “PROVE IT!” Queeks shouted at Og. The possessed Mike then tore up Queek’s house.

    “That’s proof enough for me,” Queeks accepted the fact Mike was possessed then told the possessed Mike, “You’re a loser! A big fat smelly loser! You fail at everything you try at and you are a stupid....er...stupid thing!” The possessed Mike felt sad and the spirit left Mike and floated away but it wasn’t over as the spirit possessed Lu! 

 

Beast and the Beast

 

One cold foggy night, Johnny Bravo was driving through a gloomy forest looking for the hardware store.

     “I’ve got to get that electronic weed!” Johnny Bravo told himself as he drove down the road, “Maybe I can rest in that scary castle for the night. It sure looks cosy!” There upon a ragged peak was a frigtening castle with tall towers and battlements like skulls. Johnny drove up to the castle and knocked on the large rotting wooden door. The door opened all by itself and Johnny stepped inside. It was a posh kind of setting only the wallpaper was peeling off and the statues had no heads.

     “Cool!” Johnny exclaimed.

    “Johnny Bra-vo!” a lady voice from upstairs called.

    “What is it?” Johnny called.

    “Welcome!” the lady voice continued. Down the stairs came a huge green blob with three eyes, six tentacles and 56 fangs. 

 

 

 

     “Whoa! You’re one weeeeeeeird woman.” Johnny told the blob. Johnny then saw Courage next to him.

     “Johnny,” Courage explained, “Last tuesday, a beautiful woman got turned into a blob and if she does not find love by the time Metapod’s Date: The Movie comes out she will forever be a blob! Metapod’s Date: The Movie will come out in TWO DAYS!” Johnny then took the blob in his arms.

     “Well, if you want the curse broken, I’m the right person to ask for!” Johnny told the blob. The blob escaped from Johnny’s arms and went to her thinking corner.

     “So, if I can love this Johnny guy, I will be a human again.”the blob pondered, “Though their are many advantages to being a blob. You can slide through doors so you can go to libraries and mueseums for FREE! Libraries and mueseums are the most exciting places in the world!” Meanwhile, people were lining up for a mueseum. In the mueseum was a giant roller coaster that told the visitors about history. Now, back to the story. The blob invited Johnny to dine with her. Too bad for her Johnny ate messy.

     “YOU EAT LIKE A PIG!” the blob complained to Johnny. She then saw loads of pigs in tuxedos applauding Johnny. So then, the blob invited Johnny to ball-room dance with her. She then saw that Johnny wasn’t bad at dancing until a teapot came along and sang:

 

‘Fa la la la la!

I can’t remember the words!’

 

Johnny then stepped on the teapot with his foot. The blob then told Johnny he could stay the night but Johnny made loud snoring noises.

     “Running Gags! RUNNING GAGS!” the blob shouted, appalled at how so many television shows could have so many loud snores. The next day approached, tomorrow Metapod’s Date: The Movie would air. The blob was angry when Johnny ate all her cereal and used her gown as a napkin. She tried not to lose her temper, or the curse would not be broken. Johnny then gave the blob flowers.

     “You picked these from my garden!”the blob shouted at Johnny, “I know because it is a running gag! Still they are nice!”

     “Thank you!” Johnny told the blob, “Here’s some other gifts!” They were all chocolate bars. The blob sneezed so loud, the whole world could hear her. The blob turned ferocious and transformed into a T Rex and back. Johnny offered to help around the house but made everything a mess. This made the blob so ferocious that she breathed fire on Johnny. She awoke the next day to find it was only 6 hours until Metapod’s Date: the Movie aired. Johnny then came and told the blob that he had wrote a poem for her. It took 5 hours and 59 minutes to read. Before the blob could say anything she found her time was up!

     “Darn that movie!”the blob grumbled, “Looks like I’m stuck like this forever! Ah well, Johnny fancy seeing that movie?”

     “It’s a date!” Johnny replied so Johnny and the blob went to see the movie.  

 

Ghost University

 

One beautiful day of tranquility, the POSTMAN FROM BEYOND was sending letters. Dexter was one of the mortals to recieve one of the phantom letters. It read, ‘Dear Dexter, Join us at our university and teach our students the ways of science. There are no gnashing, vicious, slobbering beasts or Bill Gates. Love, THE HEADMASTER  PS. You can find us at 008 Friht Lane, Spok Town, New York City. Come at nighttime’.

     “This is such an honour!” Dexter told himself. The doorbell rang and there was Courage.

     “I may have already won $12000” Courage told Dexter. That night, Dexter followed the instructions and came across an archaic mansion with wet rotting wood and a tall tower with mist coming out of it. Dexter soon found that was the wrong address and walked down to the next building. It was a tall castle standing next to a graveyard and an evil-looking forest. Dexter then found he got the wrong address and then saw a tall flat with a small cottage next to it. The sign next to it read ‘GHOST UNIVERSITY! No Ghostbusters.’ Dexter nervously crept in and out of nowhere came a ghost wearing a mortar board.

 

 

 

     “Greetings, you must be Dexter,” greeted the ghost, “I’m the Headmaster!” They then just stood there for six seconds. The Headmaster then changed into a ferocious beast and roared, “YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUNNY WITH MY HEAD, DIDN’T YOU? US GHOSTS ARE TIRED OF THAT STUPID JOKE!”

The Headmaster then changed back into his normal self and then told Dexter calmly, “You’ll be teaching science to Class 13b. No jokes about us ghosts or elllllllllllllse! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” He then vanished into a silver mist. Dexter entered 13b. It looked like any normal classroom, except that the walls were bleeding. A class of teenage ghosts then appeared in the desks and the blood disappeared.

     “Now I shall talk about quantum physics and energy...” Dexter began. Just then, the ghosts made tomatoes appear from the top of the classroom and they all fell on Dexter and the class began laughing instantly. Dexter got so mad, the tomatoes evaporated. “READ ALL THE BOOKS ON SCIENCE ON THE SHELF QUIETLY!” Dexter demanded. The books thren floated and they landed on Dexter. Dexter almost exploded. Then pens floated over Dexter and they shot ink at him. Dexter dismissed the class and went outside. He then saw a ghost by the ‘GHOST UNIVERSITY No Ghostbusters’ sign. The ghost rearranged the letters and the sign now read, ‘SIT oN RIVer’. Dexter got even more mad and asked the ghost what that meant. Dexter then got punched up by some more ghosts. Dexter then went to investigate the cottage. He knocked on the door and out came hundreds of skeleton nerds.

     “This is Skeleton House! We are the skeletons. We shall not be moved!”one of the skeleton nerds groaned. Then they walked like a zombie towards Dexter. Dexter knew what to do. He put on a frightening mask and then skeleton nerds ran away.

     “They have no guts!” Dexter joked. The Headmaster then appeared in front of Dexter and changed into a ferocious beast again.

     “YOU JOKE THE UNDEAD AGAIN!” the Headmaster growled, “TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!” Dexter then got turned into a ghost.

    “Darn it!” Dexter complained.

So once again, the day is saved thanks to The Headmaster!

 

That!

 

Cow and Chicken woke up one morning and found something was terribly wrong!

     “CRABS THE WARTHOG’S TROUSERS ARE A DIFFERENT COLOUR!” Cow screamed.

     “You gave him new trousers last weekend!” Chicken complained to Cow. Meanwhile, on a distant planet, loads of giant child-eating alien spiders were pushing one of the other spiders, named That, into a UFO. He was sent to bring back two children from Earth. As That flew to Earth, he had an evil plot.

      “I have a very very very cunning plan!” That told himself, “I shall take on the form of something children love!” He then changed into a clown. He landed next to Cow and Chicken’s house and then entered with an evil grin.

 

He walked up to Cow and Chickens room and knocked on their door. Cow and Chicken answered the door. Cow was happy but Chicken wasn’t.

      “A CLOWN!” Cow shouted happily.

      “Big deal!” Chicken grumbled. That then rode a unicycle and chopped carrots and onions and threw them at Cow and Chicken. He got a bucket and threw confetti at Cow and Chicken.

     “THIS IS SALT! NOT CONFETTI!” Chicken shouted, “This can mean only one thing: Clowns like throwing SALT!” Just then, Courage entered the room.

     “I heard there was a clown in here so I’d like to contribute!” Courage explained and gave two custard pies to That. As Courage left, That went back to his giant spider form.

     “YOU LITTLE BRATS ARE COMING WITH ME!” That roared. Cow and Chickens parents,named Mom and Dad (dur), went upstairs and screamed when they saw That.

     “Kids, I have to tell you something!” Dad explained in a cowardly manner, “27 years ago, Mom and me defeated a hideous spider named That! Every 27 years, it returns to capture young children as yourselves!”

     “That’s why he threw salt at us!” Chicken interrupted, “He wanted us to have salt on our bodies so he can laugh at us!” That then grabbed Cow and Chicken inb his mouth and took them back to his UFO. Dad and Mom chased That in their war jet. They launched missles at the UFO and it almost got shot down.

     “When I’m taken down, I’m taking you with me!” That shouted at Mom and Dad.

     “You’ll never take us alive!” Cow shouted at That and therefore, Cow and Chicken escaped out of Thats mouth and used the back door to return to Earth. That finally got shot down and he landed back to Earth. The aftermath was a giant crater and That going to hospital.

     “Are there children in this hospital?” That asked the nurse.

     “Yes.”replied the nurse.

 

The End?