EASTER BEAST

On an island far away, a girl named Mike and a boy named Og were decorating the island with model bunnies and chicks. Lu then walked over.
“Why are you decorating MY island?” Lu complained to Mike.
“It’s for Easter!” Mike answered.
“What’s Easter?” Lu asked.
“Only one of the greatest holidays in the history of mankind,”Mike explained, “You celebrate loads of bunnies, chicks and things to do with Spring and also, you get some succulent, chocolate Easter eggs that are a joy to eat delivered to you.” Og flicked his nose ring a couple of times then walked to his hut.
“I hope he’s gonna do what I think he’s gonna do!” Mike exclaimed with excitement. After 50 minutes of waiting, the roof on Og’s hut blew up into the sky and down again. Og came out of his hut with a wheelbarrow of Easter eggs.
“Happy Easter,” Og greeted Lu and Mike. Mike observed one of the eggs.
“Why is it glowing?” Mike asked. Before Og could answer, the egg mutated into a huge egg monster with the arms, legs and tail of a T Rex. His tail swayed back and forth powerfully and then, this monstrosity of an egg roared like Godzilla.
“Let me introduce myself please,” the egg asked in a polite manner, “my name is Sir Oliwhir Ikach the second. I have come to destroy your stupid little island.” His eyes glowed red and his voice sounded more and more terrifying. “You see, this boy named Og created me for eating. NOW ALL IN THIS ISLAND WILL SUFFER!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Also, I’ll destroy that turtle Lancelot. HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
“How dare you want to destroy my precious turtle Lancelot!” Lu argued to the beast. The evil Easter egg just threw Lu into his gaping mouth filled with dagger-sharp fangs. A storm then brewed in and Oliwhir Ikach breathed fire on the island and his reign of terror, destruction and pain began. Mike and Og ran to find a place to hide.
Everyone ran in terror, even the animals as this Easter Egg of Doom destroyed and let the buildings lie in ruins. Then Courage the Cowardly Dog came to the island in a rowboat filled with Easter eggs. He landed at the island and carried his Easter eggs with him.
“I wish you a happy Easter, I wish you a happy Easter, I wish you a happy Easter, so here are some eggs!” Courage sang.
“Oh, great! More eggs! Especially when some terrifying monster egg is destroying the island!” Mike complained.
“Well, once at this play I went to, the safety curtain kept attacking everyone!” Courage replied. Then Oliwhir Ikach roared at Courage and Courage sailed away leaving the eggs on the island.
“THIS NIGHTMARE ISN’T OVER YET!” Oliwhir Ikach roared, “SOON I WILL LAY MY EGGS WHICH WILL HATCH INTO MANY OTHER EVIL EASTER EGGS!”
“Eggs lay eggs????” Mike asked puzzled. Oliwhir then made a nest and sat on it for 20 minutes. He then lifted and there were some small green eggs in the nest. They hatched into monstrous miniature Easter eggs who used their evil magic to make the volcano erupt. Then, Mike had an idea as she dodged the lava. She began to eat the Easter eggs Courage had gave her. Oliwhir Ikach and the miniature eggs began to get sick and began to melt. All that was left was a puddle of melted chocolate.
“It’s over.” Og told Mike slowly. Then, a giant safety curtain rose from the sea and began destroying the island. Eight months later, the island was in panic of being destroyed by a giant Thanksgiving turkey.....

Nosfer-ed-u

It was a quiet day at the cul-de-sac while Ed Edd and Eddy were selling home-made fairy cakes.
“Double D, I told you no-one would buy our stinkin’ fairy cakes!” Eddy shouted at Edd.
“They’re yummy!” Ed told Eddy while devouring one of their cakes. Many hours passed and not a single fairy cake was sold. Eddy then got mad and tore down their fairy cake stand.
Then Courage walked to Eddy and asked him, “Could I have a fairy cake, please?” This made Eddy even more mad.
That night, Eddy lay in bed. A cold wind shook the curtains. In flew a huge vampire bat.
“Stupid insects!” Eddy mumbled and swatted the bat with a rolled up magazine.
The bat then changed into Sarah. She had fangs and a black cape.
“Sarah, what are you doing here?” Eddy shouted at Sarah.
“I’m a vampire and I’ve come to suck your blood!” Sarah hissed at Eddy while floating. She then cackled maniacally and spreaded fog around Eddys room. Sarah’s shadow then began strangling Eddy’s shadow. Eddy then ran out of his house and ran over to Edds house.
Edd then answered the door, “Eddy!” Edd complained, “For the last time, I can’t make a solar-powered tree!”
“No, Double D! Sarah’s been acting scary and all, she says that she’s an umpire that sucks blood! Do cricket players really suck blood?” Eddy explained.
“No, Eddy. Sarah is a VAMPIRE. Vampires have quite a history of raising terror and sucking blood. Now lets go in and FIND A PLACE TO HIDE ME!!!!” Edd told Eddy, “Would hiding under the bed avoid vampire attack?”.
Edd and Eddy were in Edd’s house. Thunder struck and Eddy couldn’t believe what he saw outside the window. There floated Vampire Sarah and the rest of the children of the cul-de-sac as vampires. Sarah flew in and then tried to suck Edd’s blood. In came Ed who was running around screaming.
“Help me, Double D!” Ed cried, “My air conditioning has broken! Why is Sarah a vampire?”
Eddy then held out a crucifix. “Crucifixes can stop vampires easily!” Eddy exclaimed. He then held out the crucifix to Sarah and bonked her on the head with it and Ed, Edd and Eddy ran. The next day, the three Eds were having a discussion on the vampires.
“None of the kids took part in our scams as vampires come out at night,” Edd explained, “Daylight makes vampires crumble to dust. Vampires also hate garlic, mirrors and stakes. So we must work together to exterminate the vampires.”
“Could they be evil super-intelligent vampires with the powers of a witch from the T-Shirt producing planet named Renmoiney?” Ed interrupted Edd.
“Double D! Do you really think we should kill all the other kids of the cul-de-sac, after all they’ve done for us?”Eddy told Edd, “It seems such a cool idea!” That night, Ed, Edd and Eddy prepared for the killing of the vampires. They had mirrors on their hats, stakes in their hands and garlic around their necks. They went outside and suddenly Vampire Sarah jumped out of the air and cackled. She smelt the garlic and looked into the mirror and crumbled.
“We killed Vampire Sarah but forgot about the mummy and the witch!” Ed told Eddy and Edd. A mummy strangled Eddy and a witch turned Edd into a frog.
“I need some time to think about this.”Ed exclaimed

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“You stupid Ed!” the witch and mummy shouted angrily, “How could you defeat us?”
“Buttered Toast!” Ed replied.
“Noooooooooooooooooooo!” the witch and mummy cried. They then melted away. They then muttered, “The words ‘Buttered Toast can defeat any member of the undead....”
Ed had an idea.
“.....except vampires!” the remains of the witch and mummy continued. The remains went down the drain. Ed’s idea wasn’t going to work.
Ed Edd and Eddy then saw a huge castle with a sign reading ‘Vampire Castle I mean Clock Castle No Vampires at all’.
“No vampires in the castle!” Eddy exclaimed, “Vampires definately hang out in Chinese Restaurants.” Ed, Edd and Eddy slowly came closer to the Chinese Restaurant. Inside, they found all the kids in the cul-de-sac eating Chinese food. After killing the vampires, Ed, Edd and Eddy stepped outside and saw loads of vampires everywhere.
“What’s going on?” Edd screamed. A vampire clock swooped down from the castle.
“I shall change the world into vampires and take over!” the vampire clock cried, “Also I shall give money to Oxfam but that’s beside the point! You three are the only people in the world who are not vampires!” The full moon arose from the sky. Ed Edd and Eddy changed into werewolves. The vampire clock spread sneezing powder on the werewolves and they sneezed their heads off-literally! Ed, Edd and Eddy woke up and found it was all a dream. They saw that they were sleeping in the same bed, which was a coffin. They found they had long pointed fangs and black capes. Eddy looked out of the window and saw the full moon. He then turned into a werewolf and attacked Ed and Edd who also turned into werewolves.

Mop, Look and Listen

The City of Townsville and Top of the Pops is live in Townsville!
“Now for Steps!” the Top of the Pops commentator shouted. Steps came on but the trapdoor on the stage opened and they fell to the basement. Then, five mops came on stage.
“I am Moppo!” one of the mops told the audience, “My cohorts are Moppa, Moppe, Moppi and Moppu. This is the new pop band, Last of the Mops! Mops used to rule the world. Most of us died and you use their corpses to scrub your floor. With our pop music, we shall take over and you shall pay!” They then played a great pop song named ‘We are the mops’.
Meanwhile, The Powerpuff Girls were watching TV while they were having a tea party with Courage the Cowardly Dog.
“More tea?” Courage asked the Powerpuff Girls.
“No, Courage! We have to stop the mops from their plan and this is a private residence, man! Leave, Courage!” Blossom insisted. Courage left and the PPG flew to the studio. The mops had everyone hypnotised and made the audience give the mops a massage. The Powerpuff Girls were about to beat up the mops when Moppu disagreed with them.
“We are the last of the mops. Beating us up might kill us and you’d get in trouble!” Moppu explained. The mops slaves beat the Powerpuff Girls up. The mops then clicked their fingers and they teleported into the Mayors office. They played their song and the Mayor let them take over. Blossom found this out and told the girls.
“We can’t destroy an endangered species!” Bubbles told Blossom.
“What are we to do?” Buttercup wondered Blossom then had an idea. The PPG flew to the Maqyors office and found the last five of the mops in the Mayors desk. They were cackling gleefully. Blossom took their equipment and sang ‘Love makes the World go round through the microphone so loud, the curse was broken. The people of Townsville formed an angry mob and ran towards the mops.
“You humans don’t deserve to rule the world!” Moppa explained, “We mops are the true rulers of this puny planet. Mops invented pop music, not humans! Mops invented electricity, not humans! Mops discovered gravity....”
“We get the point!” Blossom shouted.
“Anyway,” Moppa continued, “I say we should wipe out the human race and use their corpses to wipe the floors. Perhaps we can destroy all TVs and multiplexes and make a new type of entertainment. Maybe all humans can be sent to a different planet! Vote for the best plan!” 50 percent of the people voted for the second plan, 45 percent voted for the third plan and 5 percent voted for the irst plan. The mops new form of entertainment was watching grass grow on a bowling rink.
“This is boring!” Buttercup shouted, “How can we defeat the mops? How?” Blossom had another idea. The mops were tied to a rocket and was sent to outer space. Blossom was relieved that the nightmare was over. Just then, a UFO came and brought back the 5 mops.
So once again the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
“SHUT UP!” Moppi complained, “We all dislike you!”

The Storker

Dexter was just completing his latest invention when all his electricity blew out. Dexter then caught an evil stork taking out all the wires making the electricity blow out.
“Stork! You have intrerrupted my invention by blowing out my electricity. Are you Dee Dee?” Dexter shouted at the stork.
“I am not your sister!” the stork told Dexter in a chilling voice, “I shall destroy electricity. Hospitals cannot heal the sick and deli9ver babies without precious electricity!”
The stork then took an axe and started chopping up Dexter’s machines. Then Courage the Cowardly Dog came up to Dexter.
“Storks are pure evil, Dexter. They used to deliver babies but now that they use hospitals, they seem pretty ravenous.” Courage explained.
“That’s it! The stork wants revenge because all the babies are now delivered by electricity so we wants it to be destroyed!” Dexter thought, “I have to stop him!” Just then, he was called to dinner. Since there was no electricity, they used candles. The stork was at the table as well.
“Greetings people. It is an honor to be a dinner guest. I hope you’ll appreciate my evil and nefarious plan. Soon, hospitals will no longer deliver babies!” the stork explained, “A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” The stork bolted down his food and left. Dexter thought for a moment. The stork than began eating all the wires. Dexter then ran to the stork.
“Stop destroying electricity, you buffoon!” Dexter shouted at the stork. The stork began getting angry and then pulled out an axe.
“ It’s time I finished you off once and for all!” the stork cackled. Dexter shuddered in fear. “I’ll give you this axe if you let me blow up the house!” the stork continued.
“I do not accept!” Dexter answered. The stork was angry so he took a plunger that will black out the whole universe’s electricity. He was about to activate it when Courage took the plungerand threw it in the dustbin. As it went in the dustbin, the plunger got activated therefore blacking out the universe.

House of Torture

Once it was a cold misty day and Cow and Chicken were viewing a TV movie named ‘Torture Master’. It was about an evil black ghoul who kept torturing people. In the movie he squeezed a TV salesman into a lightbulb then threw the lightbulb in a bin then threw the bin in a bin.
“I am sickened and disgusted!” exclaimed Chicken, “This is so weird!” Just then the Torture Master came out of the TV.
“I am the Torture Master and I will torture you!” the Torture Master growled. He then made Cow and Chicken watch ‘Gundam Tenchiball Z and Eddy, The Johto Journeys’.
“HELLLLLLLLP!” Cow screamed, “They’re unleashing Fenokeballs with Saiyns in them!” Torture Master then showed them Courage’s Photo Album. Courage was outside staring at what was happening through the window.
“They’re showing pictures of me, how could they?” Courage cried, “They’re in trouble or my name’s Misty Waterflower and it’s not!” Meanwhile, Torture Master shot loads of weapons out of a cannon and aimed them at Cow and Chicken.
“Send for Super Cow!” Chicken asked Cow.
“Cow is Super Cow!” Torture Master explained.
“That’s proposterous!” Cow cried, “Wait you’re right!”
“Also, Clark Kent is Superman, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Peter Parker is Spiderman, Henry the mild mannered janitor is Hong Kong Phooey....”Torture Master droned on and on. He squealed on the superheroes for 2 hours.
“....and Rocket J. Squirrel (AKA Rocky) is Secret Squirrel!”
“NO HE ISN’T!”Chicken told Torture Master, “Rocky’s grey and Secret Squirrel’s brown! Next you’ll be telling us that Bullpinkey is Morroco Mole!”
“It’s BULLWINKLE, not BULLPINKEY! Besides it’s possible Sir Carrot-Torso that is Morroco Mole!” Torture Master replied.
“It’s MR. PEABODY!”Chicken continued the argument. The argument went on for days, then weeks, then months and then years. Torture Master tired of the argument and blaste Cow and Chicken to Outer Space but they crashed into a space ship. Emperor Zurg then saw them crashed into his spaceship.
“Oh, look! A cow and a chicken who have ruined my spaceship!” Emperor Zurg exclaimed, “Maybe to make up for this destruction, they can help me take over......”
Cow and Chicken quivered with fear.
“....FAST FOOD! My Zurger Burger is almost complete! It has chicken, cheese,fish,ham,beef,jam,socks.....”
“ZURGER BURGERS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!” Cow cried.
“How did you know I was going to add Soylent Green?” Zurg asked Cow.

Gazoonatic

Johnny Bravo decided to take a walk round the park with his Chick-Finder 54000.
“Soon, I find a chick that I can fall in love with then conquer the world!” Johnny cackled. “Wait, I’m taking it too far!” Johnny’s machine then beeped. Johnny found on a censor attached to the machine that a lady was behind him. He then found it was but a little girl.
“Oh, man! My life stinks!” Johnny complained. Just then, a little green alien wearing a helmet appeared by Johnny.
“Greetings, Dum Dum! I am the Great Gazoo!” the green alien explained. Johnny then started laughing hysterically.
“The Great Gazoo? That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard!” Johnny chuckled.
“Dum Dum! Stop laughing at my name!” Gazoo demanded.
“Did you just call me Dum Dum?” Johnny asked angrily to Gazoo, “What kind of strange creature are you anyhow?” Johnny Bravo pulled out his Pokedex.
“You idiot, there’s no Pokemon so LEAVE ME ALONE! I CAN’T TAKE THE STRESS! I’VE GOT A WIFE AND A DAUGHTER GOING TO COLLEGE SO LET ME LIVE MY LIVE IN PEACE!” the Pokedex cried.
“I AM NOT A POKEMON DUM DUM!” Gazoo shouted angrily, “My sole purpose in life is grant you wishes!”
“Cool! I wish for....a puppy dog! I can walk it, feed it and teach it how to make me a sandwich!” Johnny requested. Gazoo snapped his fingers and who should appear but Courage making his SIXTH appearance in this Halloween thing!
“What am I doing here Johnny?” Courage asked Johnny Bravo.
“I wished for a dog and you’re my dog!” Johnny replied.
“I have owners of my own and they’re not even in this story! When will this torture end???” Courage cried insanely and then he ran off.
“Darn! I wish for 5600 chicks, a new car, trading cards with my face on them, a cinema dedicated to myself, the moon....”Johnny asked Gazoo. Gazoo gave him all of these but then got mad so then Gazoo clicked his fingers and then a huge killer robot appeared. Gazoo went into the robot and started crushing everything.
“Ha ha ha ha!” Gazoo laughed, “Finally I have my revenge! I shall destroy the universe!”
“I will do what Fred and Barney should have done a looooooong time ago!” Johnny told himself. He then ran away like a coward. Gazoo laughed
at Johnny’s cowardice but then an evil mutant safety curtain (from the first chapter in this Halloween thing) started destroying everything.
“Hey, Safety Curtain! Fight me!” Gazoo challenged the curtain.
They then began a duel. It went on for 4 hours. Johnny Bravo then came and brought them Pringles. Unfortuneatly for the two fighters, it was HOT AND SPICY PRINGLES! Smoke erupted from their ears and Gazoo disappeared.
“All the more for me then!” Johnny exclaimed bolting down the crisps. Meanwhile, Gazoo appeared to George Jetson!

The End