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The Eds are aft Ed's house thinking of a new scam when n the T.V. a message appears.
Announcer: Hurry to the candy store! It's the big closing sale! Come and get your candy needs!The closing cale ends next week! Hurry before time runs out!
Edd and Eddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
Ed: Aah?
Edd and Eddy:Ed!
Ed: What?
Eddy: What we gonna do?
Ed: Remember the time Rolf had a bad back? When Eddy lost his voice?
Eddy: Ed! Be quiet To bad we don't know why the candy store is closing...
Edd: I have and idea! Meet me at the middle of the Cul-de-dac tomarrow at noon!Oh! And bring the others too!
Tomarrow at noon...
Edd: Behold my latest invention!The Edstractor! Ed, step inside the pod please.
Ed: I will be a butterfly!!
Ed walks in Edd pushs a few buttons and the door closes and in a few seconds reopens.
Edd: Tadaa! Two Eds.
Indeed there was. There was Ed and a smart looking Ed.
Smart Ed: What a venture this day has become in a matter of seconds.
All the Kids: Woah!!!
Edd: My latest invention allows me to tp into memeries and bring them to life. But puts them under my control! They do whatever we the original Cul-de-sacians want. Get back in Ed.
Ed gets into the machine and in a few minutes comes out with 23more.
The copies are MonsterEd, Edapus, Ed Guardsman, GrumpyEd, Ravel RanchEd,WrestlerEd, Cool Ed,Flat Ed, Cent Ed"Average Joe", RacoonEd, MutantEd, SpyEd,Eddy Ed, BarnicleEd, DinoHead Ed, "Cyclops"Ed, MuckyEd, Wee Roach Ed, Can Opener Man Ed and Bed Buddy Ed.
Edd: It's your turn Eddy!
Eddy steps in.Out pops Insane Eddy, Mucky Eddy, Eddy Mc.Rich,Professor Scam Eddy, Shariff Eddy, Wee Roach Eddy, Voiceless Eddy, Flat Eddy, Spy Eddy and Edd Eddy.
Edd: It's my turn. When I get in push this blue button.
Edd steps in. Out comes Hyper Edd, Mucky Edd, Cent Edd, Wee Roach Edd, 88 Fingers Edward, Spy Edd, Ed Edd and Edd in a Nazz coustume.
Edd: Your turn Plank.
Jonny puts in Plank.
Out comes Super Plank and Splinter the Wonder Wood.
Jonny walks in.
Out comes Captain MelonHead, Jonny the WoodBoy and Telepone Headed Jonny.
Sarah walks in.
Out comes Nice Sarah, Mad Sarah and Rich Sarah.
Nazz walks in.
Out comes Roller Skate Nazz.
Kevin walks in.
Out comes Biker Kevin, HardCore Biker Kevin and Chimp Kevin.
Jimmy walks in.
Out comes Hurt Jimmy, Bubble Jimmy, Jimmy with Plank, Rich Jimmy and Strong
Jimmy.
Rolf walks in.
Out walks Very Strong Rolf and Backproblem Rolf.
Edd: OK copies! Line UP!
There are five more people who we need. Ed's get back in.
Out comes Jibb, Eddy's Brother and The Kankers.
As the copies line up Edd walked to the middle of the crowd and began his speech.
Edd: Four score and at least six yeats ago we discovered our favorite treat.
Mouth watering candied spheres also called jawbreakers. We treasured it. But
now it is in danger. Yesterday I used my robot ,Spider, to check the candy store
after I found out about the sale and with him I saw two dark figures and the
manager.
I also heard them talkingabout where the factory is. It is at 1012 N. Peach
Dr. They said they were stpping production of all candy sweets.
Everyone: What? Why? What can we do?
Kevin: So Double D... um ... how can we do anything?How can we stop them?
Edd: We'll sneak in and infultrate the factory.
Jimmy: But how?
Edd: Leave that to me...
Eddy: Ya heard him! Let's go!
Everyone then went to the factory.
Eddy: I'll try to open the door.................It's locked...
Can Opener Ed: Let me help!!!
Can Opener Ed cut s the door straight off the hinges and they enter.
They then see a keyboard and 6 buttons.. 1 A Z 6 9 #.
Edds:Too many posiblities. We need a laptop.
Smart Ed: Will this do?
He holds out the newest ,fastest, coolest and had a 300 gigabyte space.
Spy Edd: That is the best! I'll crack the code.
Everyone waits for a few minutes.
Spy Edd: Here it is... A#6Z19.
A secret entrance opens.
They see a mud pit with a goat with a remote on its coller.
Edd: Mucky Eddy?
Mucky Eddy:Yes sir?
Edd: Capture the goat and press the button.
Mucky Eddy: Yes sir!
Mucky Eddy captures the goat and presses the button. A door opens and
out comes two men.
Man1: We are here for the candy store's best customer and the smart,
sock headed on.
Edd Eddy: I'm the smart one.
Edd in a Nazz coustume: I'm the best customer.
Edd Eddy (whispering): We'll take care of this. Continue on.
Man2: It;s time to go you two.
The men take the two Edds away.The group then spots a door. They go though it and find a big screen T.V. playing a cheesy monster movie.
Edapus: Movieeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................
The other Eds try to see the movie but are held back. They decide to leave Edapus because once andy Ed is watching a movie they can't stop till it's over.
They go on to see an elevator and get in. On the way up the rope pulling the elevator snaps.
Edd:Eds(strong Eds) make a rope so we can climb up.
After everyone safely gets up the rope they follow the dimly lit passage. There they see the two men.
Man1: Nazz, do you like the mystery flavor?
Edd in a Nazz coustume: Yes, it's perfect.
Man2: Edd, do you like it?
Edd Eddy: Yes, I do.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: Stop!
Man 1&2: What? We're just asking them what they thought of our new jawbreakers.
Edds: Yes, They're good.
Ed: What about the closing sale?
Man2: Oh, they're just moving it across the street.
Silence....................
Everyone: Edd!
Ed and Edds:What?
The Edd