The three girls creep through the many passages and corridors of the ship, until they see a light shining from a doorway ahead. Muffled voices can be heard. They shrink into the shadows.

Mystery Voice 1: ……Gnnnnnnnnot a gorilla…….Gnnnnnnnn

Mystery Voice 2: …Gnnnnnot a male science teacher?….

Mystery Voice 1: ….Gnnnnnnno…..

Mystery Voice 2: ……….Gnnnnnnnnnnmost similar to gorilla or…….

Mystery Voice 1: ……………Gnnnnnnnnnnnnorilla……….

Lara gestures to the others to stay put then moves silently towards the doorway to listen to the conversation. She peeps round the corner of the door into the room beyond. It looks like the sleeping quarters of a high ranked whatever-it-was. Two Alien Fionas were stood talking to each other, oblivious to the eavesdropper crouching outside.

Alien Fiona 2: ….Gnnnnnenter it in the log.

Alien Fiona: Gnnnnnnnyes your captainness.

Lara stands flat against the wall as one of the Aliens walks out, passing her without notice. Neither does it notice the other two girls as it continues along the passage. Lara looks back into the room.

Alien Fiona: Gnnnnnneverything is going as planned! Gnnnnnand not a sign of that meddler, Rambo Style Fiona! Gnahahahaha! Gnnnnnnnnnwe have finally seemed to escape her! Gnnnnnnnnnothing can stop me now! GNAHAHAHA! (More insane alien giggling follows)

Lara turns and slinks back over to the others. They converse in whispers.

Jane: What did you hear?

Lara: Something about something not being a gorilla or a male science teacher, but closer to a gorilla.

Tora: That would be my Dad then.

Jane: (Looking worried) Did they say what they were going to do with him.

Lara: No. I still don't understand why they are abducting gorillas anyway.

Jane: Perhaps we should try to find out?

Lara: I guess that's a good start. Did you by any chance see where that other alien was going?

Tora: (Points along the passage towards a door)

Lara: Okay, lets go.

They follow a winding passage beyond the door. It leads gradually upwards towards the top of the ship. A sign above a door reads 'CAPTAIN'S OFFICE'. It is empty, and they enter cautiously. On a table is a thick book, with 'Logbook of the Mothership Apology' written in scratchy green lettering across the cover.

Lara: This must be the ship's log!

Jane: Well what does it say then?

Lara: Day one of operation Lab Specimens- After narrowly escaping the telepathic thought rays of Rambo Style Fiona, we received orders from our queen to travel to the planet Earth, and retrieve gorillas for the new breeding program. We started the journey immediately, without hitches.
Day two of Operation Lab Specimens- Everything is going smoothly.
Day three of Operation Lab Specimens- We were intercepted by Rambo Style Fiona at 1542 hours today! Somehow she had tracked us, but we reflected her telepathic rays back towards her, leaving her temporarily paralysed, while we escaped at great speed.

Tora: Who is Rambo Style Fiona anyway?

Lara: I did explain, but you fell asleep.

Jane: Keep on reading.

Lara: Day four of Operation Lab Specimens- We are nearing Earth, and there has been no sign yet today of RSF. Perhaps we have shaken her off.

Jane: Whose RSF?

Tora: Rambo Style Fiona of course.

Lara: Day five of Operation Lab Specimens- We have landed on Earth, and abducted some of the species called 'Gorilla'. We also abducted another being, we are not sure what its species is. We thought perhaps it was related to the species that RSF is, but its characteristics are completely different. It walks like a gorilla, and so we decided it must be a mutated one-

Tora: Hey! My Dad isn't mutated!

Jane: Shhh! Someone will hear us!

Lara: -So we have decided to keep it aswell. That's everything.

Jane: We still don't know why they are stealing Gorillas.

Tora: I think someone s coming! Hide!

Lara: Hide? Me? Never!

Jane: No Lara! This is no time to get discovered!

They pull her under a table to stop her blasting whatever-it-was to pieces when it came in. In comes the captain. It picks up the log and walks out again.

Tora: (Hisses at Lara) See? I think someone would definitely notice if the captain suddenly went missing. Come on, let's get out before someone else comes in.

Jane: I suggest we split up. Tora, you go see if you can find out why they're abducting gorillas, Lara, you go find the control room, and I'll try to find where Tarzan and the gorillas are.

Lara: Since when have you been leader? It's my mission!

Jane: I'm eldest, so do as I say.

Lara: Fine then.

Tora: Snap out of it you two.

Lara: Why should we? We're both older than you are.

Tora: (Sighs) Well, you're acting like children.

Jane & Lara: Are not!

Tora: Just move it, or there will be no dessert for a week.

Jane & Lara: (Get up, still glaring at each other)

Tora: Come on.

They all leave and go in different directions.