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A/N: Any resemblance between this and any other fanfic is coincidental, especially experiment numbers. This applies to all of my Fanfics. No insults to any Disney movie is intended.

On the beach of Kokaua Town, Hawaii, two little kids were skipping stones across the ocean. One threw a round, blue stone with the number 622 on it. Lilo, Stitch, and Angel were there, too, and they saw experiment 622 being activated. It looked like a big pink elephant. Stitch tried to catch it, but it was far too big to fit in a containment orb. They desided to have a little talk with Jumba.

Jumba: Ah, you have seen Experiment 622. Was a large pachyderm experiment that could stomp small buildings, cars, trees, and gumball machines, heh heh!

Lilo: How do we catch an experiment that’s as big as an elephant?

Jumba: You will have to use my latest evil genius invention.

Jumba takes them into a room on his ship. The room houses a large tank-like vehicle with an oversized containment orb attached to its back. There was also a vacuum to suck up 622. 

Jumba: This is my latest invention, Jumba’s X-mobile. Can suck any experiment into containment orb and also has amazing offensive and defensive attack capabilities. Also plays sharades and can compete in the Ididerot. Should capture 622 with no problem.

Lilo: We sure could have used one of these earlier.

Angel: Egalagu!

Stitch: Goobaja!

Jumba: Wait, I am coming with you. I am wanting to see evil genius invention on the field.

In town, 622 is already starting to wreck some buildings, AND GUMBALL MACHINES (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!). Gantu is chasing him.

Gantu: You will not escape me you… really… big dumb… thing.

625: Look who’s talking, Plankton Head.

Jumba: *steps out alone.* How does it feel to be facing an adversary of your own proportions, you big doofus.

Gantu: Ah, Jumba Jookiba. What makes you think that you could capture 622?

Jumba: Two things, one, I  made it, and two… *presses a button that makes a beeping sound like an electric car door. You hear a horn that sounds like “La Cucaracha.” The X-mobile pulls up with Lilo, Stitch, and Angel.*

Gantu: Some sort of armament vehicle.

Jumba: Oh, and by the way, weren’t you just leaving to become the king of Spain?

Gantu: Oh, yes… wait, that may have worked in the last fanfic, but it won’t work this time.

Lilo: Okay, Jumba, what do I do to blast the big dummy?

Jumba: You must use the verbal access code. It is…………………….. uh oh, brain fat!

Stitch: Brain fart.

Jumba: Whatever. Just say anything.

Lilo: *quickly.*  Fire blasters, activate blasters, engage blasters, go go gadget blasters, shoot blasters, blasters go boom, ready aim fire, plasma blasters plasma blasters sis boom bah!

While Lilo is shouting off phrases and Stitch and Angel start saying stuff in Turian, Gantu is slowly approaching. He is about to grab Jumba, when suddenly, he is picked up by 622‘s trunk. Might I also add that 622’s trunk is covered in sharp, pointy spines.

Gantu: Oh Blitznak. *Gets slammed around several times by 622. Then is dropped down a manhole. He soon starts to climb out.*

Jumba: Oh yes, now I remember access code, it is Gagga dack catchee. *pies hit Gantu.* No, it is faanga iki boba. *six angry rotweilers jumps out of a shaft in the machine and attacks Gantu.* No, oh well, I’ll remember it soon.

Lilo: I like it better when you don’t remember. * 622 runs off and they chase after it.*

Gantu: I hate this planet. *walks into manhole.*

622 and the X-mobile go into the forest. 622 gets far ahead of them and, thinking it’s lost them, starts browsing in the trees.

Jumba: *whispering* We must be very quiet, so that 622’s super hearing does not here us. 624, turn on the vacuum.

Angel: *whispering* Okey-Taka.

Angel switches on the vacuum and slowly approaches 622. Suddenly, Gantu falls out of a tree.

Gantu: How did that sewer lead me up there?

622: * really, really loud elephant sound.*

Gantu: *catches 622 in a net.*

Lilo: Jumba, the password!

Jumba: It was ika nagga dooka! *robotic hands with really big symbols come out and flatten Gantu.* No, no, Um… Meega taka itume! *Vikings row there ship over Gantu and 622 breaks out of the net.* Well, I suppose as long as Gantu is unconscious we should chase 622.

Lilo: I still want to know how Vikings rowed their ship out here.

They chase 622 under a lake.

Lilo: *in gargling voice.* Jumba, would you please lower the roof.

Jumba: *in gargling voice.* Oh, right. 626, lower the hatch.

Stitch: WATER!!!!!!!!!!! *Stitch lowers the roof and drains all of the water out after pushing several buttons frantically.*

Lilo: Thanks, now where’s 622?

Angel: Aka aka! *Angel points to a sonar that shows 622 on it.*

Jumba: You could use the sonar, or you could just look straight in front of you.

622 is swimming with its trunk directly above the water

Jumba: We must activate the vacuum and capture 622.

Both Stitch and Angel walk out of the ship in scuba gear. They turn on the vacuum and 622 is sucked into a larger than normal containment orb. They then drive out of the lake, dragging Stitch and Angel on the tube.

Jumba: Oops. I am apologizing, 624 and 626.

Gantu: *walks up and snatches the containment orb off of the X-mobile.* Hamsterviel will be happy to have you.

Lilo: Jumba, if there was ever a time to remember the blaster password, now would be a good time.

Jumba: Dooka hagaba nomootah! *A large, blank screen pops up.*

Gantu: What is this? *A sun starts to rise over the savanna on the screen.*

Singing voice: *Extremely loud singing.* NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *It turns out to be the opening to “Lion King.” Gantu, quite startled, screams in a high female voice, drops the orb, and starts running off screaming, hands in the air.*

Jumba: *While Gantu is running.* I remember the password. It is… KATA… IKA… QUEESTA!!! * the entire X-mobile becomes covered with plasma cannons and they shoot at Gantu while he is running away.*

Lilo: 622 is huge, isn’t he?

Jumba: Yes, all of Earth pachyderms seem to be large in size.

Lilo: That’s what I’ll call you, Pachy. Now where do you belong?

Jumba: I am having idea. Elephants are herding creatures, they need to be in large groups.

Lilo: So he’s only mean because he’s lonely.

Jumba: Exactly, so we need to get him near other Earth elephants.

On Gantu’s ship…

Hamsterviel: Gantu, do not tell me you have lost another one.

Gantu: It’s not my fault, sir. They played the opening to “Lion King” and scared me off. *hears doorbell.*

625: I’ll get it, G. *opens the door and Jumba plays the opening “Lion King” on a portable TV. 625, Gantu, and Hamsterviel all run off and hide.*

Jumba: Now we can teleport 622 to a reserve in Ay-Frie-Kah.

Stitch: Africa.

Jumba: Whatever.

Transporter: Transporting in 3-2-1. *teleports 622.* Transport complete.

Later at Lilo‘s house…

Jumba: *on phone.* Yes, I sent the elephant. He was abandoned at birth and cannot fend for self, so I sent him there. Take care of him, now. Farewell. *hangs up.* *to Lilo and Stitch.* 622 is doing very well. That reserve will keep him nice and safe, and near other‘s of his…um…kind.

Lilo: Good, then we can get gumballs in peace again.

Angel and Stitch: Yeah, good.

Jumba: The X-mobile sure comes in handy, no? We shall have to us it more often.

Outside the window, we can see the X-mobile fall apart with a horrendous crash.

Jumba: Right, dune buggy it is.

The End