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A/N: Any resemblance between this and any other fanfic is coincidental, especially experiment numbers.

Jumba: I am telling you, plasma cannon will work better than ever now.

Nani: I don’t care how well it works, get away from my house to test it.

Jumba: Do not worry, the safety switch is on. *pulls trigger, but shoots the cover off of the chimney.* Oops.

    A few days later, it starts to rain. Some rain falls inside of the chimney and lands on a pod labeled 099. When activated, it looks like a little, brown mouse with shiny black eyes and a tuft of hair sticking out on its head. 099 crawls out of the chimney, and upstairs where Jumba is working on his blaster with Lilo, Stitch, and Angel. Pleakely is watering his plants. 099 starts eating screws from a pile next to Jumba.  

Jumba: I don’t know how that could have happened.

Lilo: Don’t worry, Jumba, that was a few days ago. Just like that paragraph up there says.

Stitch: Ih, Okey Taka.

Pleakely: *sees 099* MOUSE!!!

Jumba: What? *sees 099* That is no mouse. That is experiment 099.

Lilo: You mean that’s an experiment. It just looks like a little mouse.

Jumba: Ah yes, but is much more dangerous than true mouse. *pulls up picture on computer.* Experiment 099 was designed to eat nails and screws, and is very small so it can get through the walls. If we don not catch it, entire house will fall down, Ha ha ha ha!!!

Angel: Jumba, nagga boochi!!! *translation: Jumba, that’s not a good thing!!!*

Pleakely: I don’t care what it does as long as it does it somewhere else.*

They start laying mouse traps all across the living room, all the way to the mouse hole.

Jumba: Once 099 snaps one of these traps, a tiny button under the clasp will activate the other. He will not be able to chew his way out due to sheer number of traps.

Angel: Nagga hurt cousin?

Stitch: Ih, 099 ohana.

Jumba: Do not worry, 626 and 624, I designed 099 to be super resilient. Is almost like 626.

*Suddenly, Gantu lifts the roof off of the house.*

Gantu: Hand over Experiment 099, and no one gets hurt.

Lilo: Catch! *throws a mousetrap at Gantu. * AH! *all of the other mousetraps come at him.* Oh Blitznak. *SNAP!* AAHHH!!!

Gantu begins to have a tussle with the mousetraps, and very slowly pulls them off. Three hours later…

Gantu: Now where was I?

Jumba: You were just leaving to be playing at Super Bowl.

Gantu: Oh right, see you later. *puts down roof.*

Jumba: I cannot believe that worked.

Angel and Stitch: *Fall over laughing.* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lilo: We may need some help to catch Jerry.

Jumba: Indeed. You see as soon as I built 099, I realized his genetics were too easy to copy. For this reason, I invented Experiment 100. It was designed to catch 099 and any of its duplicates, should they be made. *pulls out experiment pod 100.* 624, sing backwards as soon as 100 is being activated

Lilo: *about to drop 100 into a glass of water.* Look out, Jerry, here comes Tom. *100 is activated. It looks like a gray cat with a tuft at the end of its tail and a lion‘s mane. It sees Jerry.*

Tom: *in a hissing voice.* Meega Nala Queesta.

Lilo: Can you help us catch Jerry, Tom?

Tom: Ih. *bares teeth.* Queesta!

Angel: *singing.* Accoodet emuhce alan ot aggan hatoomon atage oteemihc hatooka.

Tom: Huh? *sniffs* Cousin?

Tom then sets up a trap. He sets up a slanted wooden track with a bowling ball atop it. When Jerry came out to get the piece of cheese in front of the mouse hole, Tom would push it off, and it would hit the nozzle on Jumba’s ice spray and freeze the little critter.

Jerry came out and put some cream, coconut cake, and coffee.

Tom: Egalagu! Cream.   

Angel and Stitch: Egalagu! Coconut cake and coffee!!! *They all run for the stuff.*

Lilo: NO!!!

Jerry then released the bowling ball and iced all three of them. It was so bad, Splodyhead had to come over and de-ice them.

Lilo: Thanks, Splodyhead.

Angel: Taka. 

Stitch: Ih.

At the Super Bowl…

Gantu: *In a football uniform.* Down… Set……. Hey, wait a minute!

Gantu lifts the roof off of the house again.

Gantu: You dare defy me? There’s only one thing that makes me angrier. That’s when your in a public restroom and they didn’t refill the paper towel dispenser and you just washed your hands and they’re all wet and you’re dripping everywhere you go and you‘re all grumpy at the place where the restroom is. Now what was I talking about?

Jumba: You were just leaving to become first man on Mars.

Gantu: *Blasts off in an instant spaceship capsule (Just add water.)*

Lilo: *to reader.* So, you see, there’s a reason we call him the big dummy.

Stitch: Tom tikka tikka.

Pleakely: Great,  so what’s the big idea this time.

Jumba: Idea is to use Jumba’s new mousy experiment booya suction extraction and apprehension device.

Lilo: You mean that toilet plunger? 

Stitch: Been done.

Tom takes the toilet plunge… um, I mean mousy experiment booya suction extraction and apprehension device and starts a-plunging.

Tom: Aha!

Little does Tom know that the twine-like extension is not Jerry’s tail, but and electrical wire. Fortunately, it is not a livewire.

Tom: *grabs wire and gets electrocuted.*

Oops, oh yeah, the red one was the livewire and the blue one wasn’t. Sorry there, Tom.

On Mars…

Gantu: *In spacesuit. Patriotic music is playing.* One small step for man, one giant leap for… *record scratch.*  Hey!

625: Why’d you have to drag me out here?

Gantu zooms back to Earth in the instant spaceship (Just add water.).

Gantu: Alright ,trog, hand over the experiment.

625: Hey, Whale Head, you landed us in Switzerland!

Gantu then flies back to Kauai and lifts the roof off of the house.

Gantu: *grabs Tom and gets electrocuted not because of  the wire, but because of static electricity.* Ouch. Ugh, what was I doing? No wait let me guess. Jumba here is going to tell me to I was going to start a one-man circus where I’m my own clown and tightrope walker and guy who gets shot out of a cannon and hits his head on a block of cement. Well, let me just save you some time and go rent a circus tent right now. *zooms off in instant spaceship (Just add water.)*

Jumba: That went well.

Lilo: Tom, what are you doing?

Tom grabs what he thinks is Jerry’s tail, but it is really a fake tied to a pole. He then fastens a rope between that and the dune buggy and floors the gas. However , he doesn’t know that he is towing the entire house and when he finally runs out of gas, the house is…

Angel: *reading sign.* Welcome to… MT. FUJI!!!

Pleakely: I’ve always wanted to try on this kimono anyway. 

Tom steps out of the dune buggy which, unfortunately, falls with the rest of the house.

Below them a gelatin truck carrying a new lemon, lime, and trampoline that could bounce a two story house, dune buggy, a little girl, two aliens in disguise as humans, and four illegal genetic experiments from Japan to a Hawaiian Island that begins with K and ends with AUAI flavor. They land right in this truck and fly all the way back to Kauai.

Tom: Huh? *holds up Jerry.* I got him, I got him, I got him!!!

Lilo: Wait, if Jerry’s been in the walls this whole time, and eats screws and nails, then… *house falls apart wall by wall. They all stand in the center of the house.*

Pleakely: Ah, who cares? This house gets ruined on a regular basis anyway. All we have to do is fade o black *fade to black.* Then fade back in. *Fade back in.* Voila, the house is restored.

At Gantu’s one-man circus…

Gantu is wearing face paint and juggles sandwiches, walks a tightrope without a net (CRASH), and gets shot out of a cannon headfirst into a block of cement.

Gantu: Huh? Oh BLITZNAK!!! *flies back in instant spaceship (Just add water.)*

Gantu: Hand over, hey Tom actually caught Jerry. I don’t believe it. I mean sure it’s not the real cartoon characters, but still Tom caught Jerry. I always knew you could Tom, I’ve been rooting for you for a long time. Now what was I doing?

Jumba: You were going to compete in the Ididerot.

Gantu: Oh right. 625, you’re my sled dog *Flies off in the instant spaceship (Just add water.)*

Lilo: Now where do you two belong? Tom catches mice, and Jerry eats screws and nails.

We next see an article in the paper that says, “Need to catch a mouse. Use Tom’s rodent extermination. 555-6369 (555-MEOW). Jerry became Tank’s pet and helper in the disposal of scrap metal. The job came with health and dental benefits and a Hamster Wheel, not to be confused with Hamsterviel. Speaking of which…

Hamsterviel: Gantu, you addled lump of rubber. You tell me you have been to the Super Bowl, Mars, Switzerland, Alaska, and everywhere that there is no experiment?

625: Yep, he’s a real knuckle head, ain’t he?

Gantu: But I won the Ididerot.

Hamsterviel: Those two experiments are coming out of your salary. *turns off computer.

625: Man, I can’t believe that Jumba…

Gantu: Please be quiet before I make you run the Ididerot next year, too.

The End