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A/N: Any resemblance between this and any other fanfic is coincidental, especially experiment numbers.

In Gantu’s ship…

Hamsterviel: Gantu, how could you let that little girl and 626 steal all of my experiments?

Gantu: They used their experiments against me. How was I suppose to know that 627 was working with the trog?

625: How about the fact that he is a trog?

Hamsterviel: You had better get me some more experiments before I must kick you in the shins and call you nasty names.

experiment computer: Warning, Experiment 178 activated. Primary function: attack repetition.

The computer showed a creature with a small green body and legs, black staring eyes, a alligator-like snout with a small dog-like nose, large ears, and pterodactyl wings.

Hamsterviel: Get that mimicker for me and quick. I have to go, 627 is coming. *goes off of screen.*

625: *sarcastically* Yeah, don’t want to get on Hamster Wheel’s bad side.

Meanwhile, Lilo, Stitch, and Angel are already hot on the trail of the flying 178. However, they were oblivious to what it was actually meant for.

Stitch: Tookibobaba!

Lilo: This cousin’s fast. You two can shoot now if you want to.

Angel: Ih, Meega ready.

Stitch: Okey-taka!

They fire at 178, slightly dazing him.

Stitch: Nice shot, Angel.

Angel: You too.

Immediately, 178 fires two plasma shots out of its mouth, knocking of its attackers both experiments down.

Lilo: Stitch, maybe you should use some alien muscle.

Stitch: Chuby Cheeba!!!

Stitch then slings 178 into a building.

Angel: Chuby Cheeba!!!

As Angel runs to capture 178, it grabs her and slings her into a building just as Stitch had thrown 178.

Stitch: ANGEL!

Gantu: *stomps up.* This one’s mine.

Lilo: Uh oh, it’s the big dummy. Go ahead, try to catch him.

Gantu: I think I will. I’m keeping my eye on you though.

Gantu then fires a net cartridge at 178, but 178 sucks up the net and spits it at Gantu.

Gantu: Hey, get me out of this.

Lilo: Come on hurry!!!

The three of them run after the experiment who is now flying toward the beach.

Lilo: Okay, Angel, sing it!

Angel: *singing song backwards.* Accoodet emuti alan ot agan hatoomon atage oteemihc hatooka.

178: *In Angel’s voice* Accoodet emuti alan ot agan hatoomon atage oteemihc hatooka.

Stitch: Oh, shootah.

Lilo: I think it’s time to get some evil genius equipment.

At Lilo’s house…

Jumba: You say you have encountered an experiment that mimics every offensive attack.

Lilo: Yeah, Angel’s song didn’t even work. It just played it back at us.

Angel: Ih, Meega gatabo nagga itume.

Lilo: Yeah, so we need one of your evil genius inventions.

Jumba: You have come at right time, I have invented this special mirage device that will make it impossible for 178 to get a clear view at attacks. Monkey can’t see, monkey can’t do, heh heh!

Stitch: Egalagu, taka tabatta!

Lilo, Stitch, and Angel leave for the beach where 178 is flying in clear view.

Lilo: Okay, Stitch, push that button and throw Jumba’s mirage thing at 178.

Stitch: Okey-taka. *pushes button and throws device at 178. The device’s multicolored lights start flashing and 178’s vision gets blurred.*

Stitch and Angel: *run out with Lilo.* Chuby Cheeba!!!

Lilo: We got’em!!! *hears stomping* Gantu!!!

Gantu: You’ve made this too easy. *starts shooting at 178, but hits Jumba’s mirage device as well as 178.*

Lilo: You big dummy, that was Jumba’s mirage device.

Gantu: So? *Sees plasma coming at him.* Oh Blitznak. *gets shot at by 178.* Ow ow ow, somehow I know this is your fault, trogs.

They all look to see a kid get hit by a volleyball, 178, urged only by his programming grabbed the ball and hit himself with it.

Gantu: Not one of the brighter trogs, is it? *walks off*

Stitch: Hmmm, nagga tikka-tikka.

Angel: Yeah weird.

Lilo: But it could be useful.

At Lilo’s house…

Jumba: So, you still have not captured 178? He is wily one, is he not, heh heh?

Lilo: Jumba, any chance that 178 copies attacks that aren’t aimed at him?

Jumba: Well, yes. 178 was designed to copy all attacks, self-inflicted or otherwise.
Angel: Ah, pojaku.

Stitch: Ih, takka duka *punches self* OUCH!

Lilo: We’re gonna need some plasma blasters.

In the city, 178 is still flying around.

Stitch: Aka-tabba!!!

178 looks at the three of them. Angel, a little too zealously, hits Stitch with the plasma blaster. Just as Jumba said, 178 grabbed the blaster, fired it, and then flew very fast and took the shot. Stitch then punches himself several times, and 178 punches himself. Then Lilo throws a few coconuts from a nearby fruit stand at Stitch. I think I should mention that the only reason that Stitch is being hit is because he is the only one designed to be indestructible. Of course, 178 hits himself with coconuts. After much self-inflicted pain, 178 passes out.

Lilo: Good job, Stitch. Your invincibility sure does come in handy.

Stitch: Ouch. *falls out.*

Angel: Soka, Stitch. Cousin.

Lilo: I think I’ll call him Xerox, since he copies other people. *Xerox now wakes up along with Stitch.* Now all we need is a place where you belong.

Stitch: Koki Nateepa, Aja boodjo cheeka.

Lilo: I think you’ve got something Stitch.

We go to a montage of Xerox using his talent for mimicking. First we see him copying Thrasher and Hammerface demolishing a building to make houses by stretching his arms just like Thrasher. We then see him copying Richter making milkshakes and doubling his output. Then we see him copying Splodyhead lighting torches at a luau with plasma breath. 

Lilo: With Xerox hanging around, the experiments will get their jobs done twice as fast.

A waiter from the luau hands Angel, Stitch, and Splodyhead pieces of cake. Splodyhead lights up his piece as he had lit so many torches.

Lilo: Still, like everything well done, don’t ya ,Splodyhead. 

Angel: Ooo, coconut cake!

Stitch: Ih, and coffee!

Unfortunately, Xerox desides to copy Splodyhead and burns both of their pieces of cake.

Angel & Stitch: Ggggrrr, *sigh*, ohana not hurt ohana. 

Xerox: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

In Gantu’s ship…

Hamsterviel: retreated?! What do you mean retreated?!?!?!

625: Old Blubber-Buns chickened out again.

Hamsterviel: You are lucky I am in prison, or I’d, I’d…

Gantu: I hate these trogs.

Experiment computer: Warning!

Gantu: Oh Blitznak.