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A/N: Any resemblance between this and any other fanfic is coincidental, especially experiment numbers.

Summary: It has been three years since Lilo uttered the phrase, "Be free cousins!!!" Now there is only one experiment left on the island.

Hamsterviel: Gantu, why have you still not caught any of those experiments.

Gantu: I have never been able to keep an experiment evil due to that wretched 624.

Hamsterviel: And whose fault is it that she escaped? Yours you whale-headed buffoon!!! Here's a little something to think about. According to my catalogs there is only one experiment left. Get it for me!!!

Computer: Warning: Experiment 500 activated. Primary function: maelstrom creator.

Hamsterviel: This is your last chance to get a bounty. I will double it if you catch this one.

625: Well, have fun with the suction, G. I guess I'll just wait here since I can't swim.

At Lilo's house, Jumba and Pleakely are reviewing the experiment catalog.

Jumba: Little girl, come in here for a minute. (by the way, Lilo is now 9.)

Lilo: *walks in* What is it, Jumba?

Jumba: Listen to this. *presses button on the computer.*

Computer:  625 experiments documented and accounted for.

Lilo: You mean there's only one experiment left.

Pleakely: And the island is crawling with 625 little monsters.

Jumba: Only experiment 500 has not been captured. This is extremely dangerous experiment that was designed to create huge maelstroms.

Lilo: Maelstroms? Jumba: Whirlpools.

Lilo: I'll go get Stitch and Angel and we'll go try to find it.

Lilo, Jumba, Stitch, and Angel leave for the beach in the dune buggy.

Jumba: Because of her programming, 500 will be drawn to large bodies of water. We have arrived at the beach. If she is not here, it has probably not been activated.

Stitch: Oh, Egalagu!

Stitch points to a whirlpool far off in the water.

Lilo: I think she's been activated.

Some guys in a boat: AH! *they jump out of the boat just as it is being consumed by the whirl pool.*

Jumba: For today I have brought along these special oxygen extractors. They remove any air bubbles and oxygen particles from the water, allowing the user to breath and talk freely.

Stitch, Angel, and Lilo put the tiny mouthpieces in their mouths and dive under the water.

Lilo: *Over a walkie-talkie.* Jumba, can you here me? Over.

Jumba: *on land.* I am reading you loudly and clearly, little girl. According to the sonar, you will have to go down about thirty fathoms to get to 500, and whatever you do, do not touch the maelstrom.

Lilo: I think we have bigger problems.

Gantu dives in after 500 with a mouthpiece just like theirs.

Lilo: And, what about Stitch. He can't swim.

Jumba: As long as he sinks it is alright.

Angel is laughing at Stitch for just sinking down, bottom first.

Angel: Ha ha ha ha. Haka nala chooti.

Gantu: This experiment is mine.

Lilo: You lost the other 625 of them, what makes this one so different?

Gantu: Um.. Well, I guess that.

Lilo: And think about it, after this experiment, you'll be out of a job.

Gantu: Well, I can always go into telemarketing.

Lilo: Plus, how long can one bounty tide you over.

Gantu: You'd be surprised, actually.

Lilo: And has it even crossed your mind that I may just be keeping you distracted?

Gantu: Well I did get a tiny inkling. Hey!!!

Stitch and Angel are starting to go upward with 500 propelling Stitch with her tentacles. Angel has obviously sung here song backwards. Gantu grabs 500 in a containment orb.

Gantu: Your little plan didn't work, did it?

Stitch then shoves his containment orb over Gantu's head. 500 breaks free and sucks Gantu into her stomach.

Gantu: *From inside 500's stomach.* Let me out of here, you squid-like trog.

They all go up to the surface and Jumba carefully studies 500.

Jumba: 500 seems to have gained weight.

Lilo: The big dummy got sucked into her stomach.

Angel: Ih, bye bye.

Jumba: Even I cannot let that happen to the big doofus. *Pokes 500 in the stomach really hard. Gantu is spit out.*

Gantu: That's something I'd never want to happen again.

Stitch: Hmm, taka ika hagata. (translation: This looks familiar.) 

Jumba: 500 is like 606, amazing suction and consumption capabilities. Is just like monster Odysseus saw, Charybdis.

Gantu: Hello, has everybody forgotten I'm here?

Lilo: That's what I'll call her, Charybdis.

Gantu: I can still get that experiment.

Jumba: You know, she can maintain her maelstrom in the sand, maybe we can use her to help clean up the beach.

Gantu: Haven't left yet.

Lilo: Great idea, Jumba!

Gantu: I can't work like this, I'm going home. *leaves.*

Jumba: That was far too easy.

Lilo: What doya know, ignorance really is bliss.

Jumba: I'm calling the Grand Councilwoman to tell her about our success.

A little later, Gantu realizes what he has just done, and starts chasing all of them.

Gantu: Get back here with that experiment, trogs.

They start running all across the island. They run through the forest. They run through the city. They run on the beach. They run along the border of a screen with pictures of them on it, just like during the theme song.

Gantu :You *pant.* will *pant.* not *pant.* escape me! Where did all of these pants come from?

They then run into a random house and run through doors in a random hall. (Just like in the cartoons.) As they are running through the doors, They chase each other on horses, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, and Jumba row through in an outrigger canoe, Gantu and Lilo switch sizes, there are two Stitch's, Jumba rides by on a bycicle, Stitch is rolling on the river, Angel is flying without wings, and finally they are all surfing on a tidal wave that comes out one door and into another. Then they all run out.

Owner of the house: Wow, that hardly ever happens.

Lilo: I have an idea. Charybdis, make a whirlpool in the sand. *Charybdis does so and catches Gantu.*

Gantu: Not again! *get spit to his ship.*

Stitch and Angel: Woohoo!

625: Lost another one, G?

Gantu: Oh yeah.

Hamsterviel: Gantu, I came here to personally kick you in the shins.

Gantu: Dr. Hamsterviel, why are you here?

Hamsterviel: Have you never heard of parole?

Jumba: *drives up with the others in the dune buggy.* I thought that since you have just lost the whole kit in a caboodle, you would be willing to give my computer back.

Gantu: Ugh, sure, why not?

Jumba: Thank you. *goes onto ship.*

Stitch: Taka.

Hamsterviel: That is it? Stop it you four-eyed fathead or I'll. AH! *Kicked aside by Jumba. After Jumba is off of the ship, he turns on a homing beacon which calls some of the other experiments* 

Hamsterviel: You have not seen the last of me! *He runs onto Gantu's ship and starts to fly off.

Jumba: He's not getting away this time. NOW!!!

The Grand Councilwoman's ship turns off its cloaking device.

Grand Councilwoman: Lock all weapons on that ship.

Weapons guy: Weapon's locked.

Grand Councilwoman: Fire at will.

The ship is shot down, but is still intact. Hamsterviel climbs out of the ship completely charred and the Grand Councilwoman's ship lands.

Grand Councilwoman: Dr. Jacques von Hamsterwheel, you have abused your parole by returning to Earth. You are hereby placed in exile. As for you, Gantu, I hereby place you under arrest.

Gantu: And what makes you think I would comply.

Grand Councilwoman: Captain Gutan!

Gantu: Gutan? That's just an anogram of my name.

Grand Councilwoman: You never met your replacement, did you?

Gutan steps out from the trees. He looks like Gantu, but is three times as big, and is brown.

Jumba: There is always a bigger fish head. *Gutan carries Gantu onto the ship.*

Hamsterviel: You haven't beaten me yet! *makes a run for the ship. Jumba grabs him by his cape.*

Jumba: What's up, Jacques?

Stitch: Busted.

Hamsterviel: Put me down!

Jumba: I suppose you are wondering why I called my experiments.

Hamsterviel: No, not really.

Jumba whistles and the experiments get ready to attack. Splodyhead and Yang fire lava, Yin squirts water, Slushy uses his ice breath, Yaarp creates a sonic boom, Angel sings at an extremely high pitch, Tank eats a nearby flagpole and spits metal chunks, Heat and Plasmoid fire lasers, Richter slams his tail, and 603 (Zapper) launches himself. All of these attacks start spinning around each other and hit Gantu's ship like a ton of bricks hit glass. A strike symbol (X) appears on the corner of the screen. Felix sucks the rubble up his trunk.

Angel: Egalagu!

Gantu: *drops lower jaw.*

Hamsterviel: Well, this just stinks.

625, unfortunately for him, was still on board the ship. He stumbled around a little and gave Gantu a letter of resignation.

625: I quit, get a new sidekick, G.

Jumba: *to Hamsterviel.* Okay, time for you to go bye bye.

Hamsterviel: What is that suppose to mean? HELP!

Jumba shoves Hamsterviel into a rocket on the back of the buggy and blasts him off.

Hamsterviel: Okay, maybe you have heard the last of me.

Stitch and Angel: Bye bye, evil guy.

The Grand Councilwoman walks toward them.

Grand Councilwoman: Congratulations on catching every genetic experiment. Take these. *She then hands them all Galactic Medals of Honor.* You have truly earned this honor. Dr. Jookiba, if you want to, Officer Pleakely and you may return to your home planets now.

 Jumba: No thank you, your pointy collared-ness, we decided long ago, that we would stay with our family here.

Grand Councilwoman: I understand, then I bid you farewell.

They blast off in the ship with Gantu in rather large handcuffs. Jumba starts typing information about 500 in his computer.

Jumba: Well, it has been one heck of rush, hasn't it.

Stitch: Ih.

Lilo: Sure has.

Jumba: You realize that once I hit this enter key, it will all be over.

Angel: Ih, okey-taka.

Jumba: Alright, here it is going. *hit's the enter key.*

Computer: 626 experiments documented and accounted for.

The next day, they all decide to go to a new deli that has opened for lunch. When they give their order, they see that the manager is.

Jumba: 625?

Stitch: Cousin?

625: Yeah, isn't it great? I'm going to use the money Gantu paid me to start a chain of delis.

Lilo: Nice to see you turned good too, 625.

625: Oh please, call me Earl. I read about this guy called the Earl of Sandwich, he invented them. What a genius, huh? So, may I take your order.

Lilo: BLTs please.

625: Comin' right up.

Well I suppose that's the end, or is it. Do you wonder what happened to Hamsterviel?

Hamsterviel: Where am I going!

Hamsterviel lands on an icy planet and falls out of the rocket.

Hamsterviel: Well, I guess it can't get any worse than this.

A large, goofy, yeti-like alien *think the abominable snowman from Looney Tunes.* shows up and starts hugging the life out of Hamsterviel.

Alien: Oh goody, I have always wanted a little bunny rabbit. I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him and crush him.

Hamsterviel: It just got worse.

The End