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Author’s Notes: This is a songfic done by Bartholomew, the drunken mouse we all know & love.

My song “Smashdance” is based on the song “Flashdance: Oh, What A Feeling”, which is from the movie Flashdance, which is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures.

Bartholomew is copyrighted by Disney. I don’t own him.

Enjoy the fanfic!

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BARTHOLOMEW:

First when there’s nothing

But a slow frothing cream

That the bartender seems to hide

Deep inside your mug

All alone, I have drunk

Metal mugs full of mead

In a world made of steel

Made of stone

Well, I taste the liquid

Close my eyes, feel the liquor

Wrap around, take a drink of my wine

What a feeling

Drinking’s believing

I can have it all

Now I’m drinking for my life

Drink your sherry

And make life merry

Smashes come alive

You can drink right through your life

Now I taste the liquor

Close my eyes, I am smashed

In a stupor, it takes hold of my mind

What a feeling, drinking’s believing

I can have it all

Now I’m drinking for my life

Drink your sherry

And make life merry

Smashes come alive

Now I’m drinking through my life

What a feeling

What a feeling (I am liquid now)

Drinking’s believing (I am liquor now)

Smashes come alive

You can drink right through your life

What a feeling (I can really have it all)

Drinking’s believing (Smashes come alive when I call)

I can have it all (I can really have it all)

Have it all (Smashes come alive when I call)

( Call, call, call, call, what a feeling)

I can have it all (Drinking’s believing)

Drinking’s believing (Drink your sherry)

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Author’s Notes: And that was Smashdance!

Read & review, but NO FLAMES, please! (‘Cause they’ll be used for a Flamin’ Moe, like in The Simpsons.)