A parody of Molson's "I Am Canadian" ad, renamed "I Am An A.L.-er"

My thanks to Writin'Chica2K for this fun parody!

Note: I don't own the concept of the whole "I Am" rant, Molson Canadian does. (How ironic, and I *am* Canadian!) Please don't sue a future customer, Molson. :) ~ Writin'Chica2K

Hi.
I am not a weirdo, a loser, or an obsessed freak.
I don't live in a nuthouse
I don't eat pizza for breakfast
And I don't drive a rusted four-door Chevy.
I don't know JessKat, Gareth, or Rose from A.L.
Although I'm certain they're really very funny.
I use forums, not chat rooms.
I'm not ashamed of my fanfics,
I believe in compliments, not flaming,
And I pronounce it Sakura, not Saruka.
I know the significance of Odie Colognie.
"Harems" IS the most popular section
'Sailor Moon' IS still cool
And 'Fantasia' IS the best movie of all time!
And it's pronounced Pokemon, NOT Pokeyman, Pokemon!
A.L.
Is the THIRD largest site I frequent
The FIRST site of pure animated devotion
And the BEST site on the World Wide Web!
My name is Writin'Chica2K, and
I AM AN A.L.-ER!
Thank you.