A Song Parody

By Meg

(sung to the tune of "Gaston")

Spike: Who do they think I am? Those women love the wrong man. Everyone is in love with Spike Spiegal!

Edward: Heh, darn right!

Spike: Harems, lusted, publicly been stalked. Why it's more than I can bear!

Edward: Another cigarette?

Spike: What for? Nothing helps...I'm lusted!

Edward: Who you? Of course! Spike...you've got to pull yourself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Spiegal. Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here wants to be in your shoes. Especially when you're being lusted

There's no man on this site as admired as you. You're all the ladies favorite guy! Everyone's awe and is in love with you. And it's not...very hard...to see whyyyy...

No.....one's...

Quick as Spiegal
No one's lusted as Spiegal
No one's butt is incredibly great as Spiegals

For there's no one as suave and as sexy. Perfect a pure Clark Gable. You can ask AL's Kat, Meg, or Trellia. And they'll tell you who's bed they prefer to be in.

No...one's...

Been like Spiegal
Or can shoot like Spiegal
No one's got a great hair-do that's been like Spiegals

Spike: As a bounty hunter I guess I'm okay.

Ladies of AL: I want a guy like Spiegal
Give 5 hoorahs!
Give 12 Hip hips!

Edward: Spike Spiegal is the best and the rest is all plain!

Ladies of AL: No...one
Fights like Spiegal
No one kicks like Spiegal
When he's hitting we swear nobody hits like Spiegal

For there's no one as built very manly

Spike: As you see I don't like singing in this song

Edward: Not a bit of him's musically talented!

Spike: That's right! And I wonder if I dare say the same about you!

Ladies of AL:
No one's as calm as Spiegal
Or can nap like Spiegal

Edward: When somethings broken, no one kicks it like Spiegal!

Spike: Well, it works when I kick it most of the time!
kick kick *KICK!*

Ladies of AL: Oh look! It's working again!

Spike: Just yesterday I was hunting a bounty. And as a reward I got a lot. But now it's today and some of it's missing. So I have no choice but to blame Faye Valentine!

Ladies of AL: No one's....
Sexy as Spiegal
Who's lips are delicious like Spiegals

Edward: Then goes walking around like he doesn't give a damn

Spike: Does anybody have a cigarette?

Ladies: Say it again!
Who's a man of a man?
And we'll say it once more!
Who's the sexiest of them all?
Who's a super bounty hunter!
Don't you know can't you guess?
Don't you know who we drool over at Animated Lust? There's just one guy in here who's got all of it down!

Edward: And his name's S-P-I...hm...E...S-P-I-G-A...S-P-I-E-G....OH!

Ladies of AL:

SPIKE SPIEGAL!!!!