by Seijuro Hiko, as told to Kat

 

10.

  

You'll never run out of dishes, bowls, and cups.
9.
  

I look great even in a voluminous white cape with a ridiculous collar.
8.
  

I have a huge sword.
7.
  

I'll always tell you the truth (even when you don't want to hear it).
6.
  

I never have a bad hair day.
5.
   I'm brilliant.
4.
   I'll share good sake with you, especially if you die with honor.
3.
   You never have to worry about holding up your end of a conversation.
2.
   I am the Master.
   

 
And Reason # 1 ~

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