Venger is the sinister, bat-winged, one-horned, vampiric villain of the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.
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Favorite quotes:
"FOOL!"
Okay, maybe he said it more than once. In fact, he would say this for almost any reason.
He'd say it if an Orc looey (we all know you can't trust a lieutenant to get it right) let those darned kids get away again.
He'd say it if any potential conquest talked back to him for any reason.
He'd say it if the Big Giant Guy he was holding prisoner pretended to drop one of the long-sought-after magic weapons into a sea of lava, when actually, the guy was holding it behind his back, intending to use it himself. (Come on, Venger. You're kidding, right?)
He'd say it if the kids ever tried to escape their world of magic and fantasy and power to return back home to that really great amusement park (say, what?). Which was basically every episode.
H*ll, he probably said it if Shadow Demon came back from the grocery store with Cap'n Crunch instead of the Bran Buds he was supposed to get. (Okay, so maybe there's a reason Venger was always so grouchy). (But let's face it. Besides being too low in fiber, Cap'n Crunch cuts up the inside of your mouth, so after breakfast he'd end up uttering his famous word something like, "THOOL!" And his enemies would fall down in heaps of helpless laughter. At which point he would vaporize them. So maybe Shadow Demon had the right idea, after all.)
~ TianNing
Comments:
For sheer masculine grace and power, the only character who can come close to Shan Yu is Venger. Yeah, the cartoon was cheesy. But I'd have no problem watching it for hours in slow motion (and replaying the good parts) just to see that Big Blue Sorcerer on his Big Black Mare work his magic. Purrrrrr........And that *voice*.
Time for a cold shower now. Come on, Shadow Demon. You can read to me from heavy machinery catalogs while I cool down.~ TianNing
