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The only male teen in the Histeria cast is basically your trademark surfer dude. Surfing, TV, rocking out, and hosting his own talk show "Ask Me if I Care" fill Toast's itinerary 24/7. And if you bother to go on his show, you had better say something he gives two shakes about, or it's a trip to space for you. Tips for that? Don't say anything not related to those first three things he's into.
Voice: Tress MacNeille
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Favorite quotes:
Toast: "Pizza's here!"
René Descartes: "What?"
Toast: "Here's your pepperoni pizza with extra barbecue sauce, hold the anchovies."
René Descartes: "I didn't order any pizza!"
Toast: "Yeah ya did, I got the order right here."
René Descartes: "That is not my address; this is for Galileo. He lives in Italy."
Toast: "Well, I don't think I can get there in a half-hour or less."Hannibal: "It's not snack time! I want your opinion."
Toast: "Oh, well, I'd lose the hat, dude. It reeks."
Hannibal: "No, not my wardrobe! If you were going to invade Rome, which way would you go?"
Toast: (stares at the map and turns it upside-down) "Uh... let's see..."
Hannibal: (points to map) "It's right here!!"
Toast: "Oh, right, gotcha. Uh... okay, I would go, like, uh... this way?"
Hannibal: "Of course you would! Because you have the I.Q. of a fence! Which is precisely why we will go through the Alps, and invade from the North instead! Assemble the troops!"
Toast: "Woah, check me out! I'm like, a military strategist. That's pretty cool, huh?"Miss Information: "And so it was in 1492 that Christopher Columbus, with a little help from his friends, found America!"
Toast: "Guh! I didn't know it was missing!"(When Daniel Boone suffers a bump on his head)
Toast: "Nasty head wound..."
Daniel Boone: "Eh, does it look that bad?"
Toast: "Oh, not you, dude. I just came up with the name of my band. Nasty Head Wound rocks!"~ Nintendomax
Nicknames:
Toasty the Buzzard
Toastus Burnedouticus
Sir Toastalot
Henry Toast~ Nintendomax
Comments:
Has an uncle named Melba.
Is apparently in a romantic relationship with Pepper Mills.
~ Nintendomax
Favorite images:
~ Pokejedservo
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~ Nintendomax
Pics and description contributed by Robert Dougherty