Lydia Karaoke


Lydia is quite simply, the reason why Histeria! doesn't go even more over the top than it already does. As the network censor, she battles against such things as curse words in historical quotes, nude statues and paintings, potty humor, though not when Big Fat Baby is involved, and annoying contestants on her game show "What's my Job?" She is often a nuisance, but she is one of the show's funniest supporting characters {heck, she even gave that Vomitorium sketch some positive laughs amidst all the vomit jokes} and satires the often ridiculous profession of censorship quite nicely.

Voice: Nora Dunn


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Favorite quotes:

"I'm offically writing a letter of complaint to myself!"

"Lucky Bob, if you mention a giant chicken again, I will personally roll you in batter & deep fry you to a crackly crunch!"

"Please don't do this to me; I'm really a nice person!"

~ Robert Dougherty

Lydia Karaoke: "Mr. Socrates, no no no! Hi, I'm Lydia Karaoke, network censor, and we don't want consuming of poisonous beverages on Histeria! This is a kids' show!"
Socrates: "But I've been sentenced to death!"
Lydia Karaoke: "Well, you can't die on Histeria! Give me that!"
Socrates: "Good, 'cause I'd really rather have a double grandé mocha latté and a Snickerdoodle."
Lydia Karaoke: "Now that'll kill you."

~ Nintendomax


Favorite links:

Encyclopedia Histeria!

~ Robert Dougherty


Favorite images:

~ Rosepixie

~ Nintendomax


Pics and description contributed by Robert Dougherty