Launchpad McQuack


Launchpad McQuack (DuckTales, Darkwing Duck) was born into a family of aviators, and from a young age he was taught to fly planes. He appeared to be talented, but he had a problem with landings. He usually crashlanded. Believing he brought shame to his family, he ran away and spent some years adventuring around the world. Eventually he was hired by Scrooge McDuck, a senior adventurer, as his personal pilot. He settled in Duckburg to be close to his boss. Later he quit and moved to Saint Canard, where he was hired as Darkwing Duck's side-kick, personal pilot and mechanic. He is an experienced adventurer himself, and apparently he is used to working under more experienced and arrogant adventurers. He has followed both of his employers in many of their adventures.


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Favorite quotes:

Launchpad: "MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!! I'm losing control!"
Air Traffic Control: "Bail out, McQuack, bail out! You don't have a chance!"
Launchpad: "Launchpad McQuack, bail out? NEVER! Parachutes make me airsick!"

(trying to fly a condor) "I hate flyin' coach!"

"Hey, nice landing! On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a C+!"

"Yaaah! A snake! I hate snakes! ...No, that's somebody else. I sorta like snakes!"

"Now I hate snakes!"

Launchpad: "Gee, [Sensen is] nice. Do you think I made an impression?"
Huey: "What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?"
Launchpad: "All three."

Launchpad: (on walky-talky) "Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll."
Scrooge: "Just make sure you don't roll into anything. (hears some noises over the walky-talky) What's all that racket?"
Launchpad: "Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all."
Scrooge: (hears people screaming) "Why are people screaming?"
Launchpad: "Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!"
Scrooge: "How far are you from the mountain I bought?"
Launchpad: "I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!"

Scrooge: "Confound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!"
Launchpad: "Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!"

"$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?"

Launchpad: "Just put your seats back in the upright positions."
Scrooge: "Just put the plane in an upright position!"

Random citizen: "Help! My fruitcake, help! Shomeone shtole my fruitcake!"
Darkwing: "Hmm. Who would 'shteal' fruitcake?"
Launchpad: "I wish I knew. I could never get rid of the stuff!"

Darkwing: "It always comes down to this, Launchpad. Me, you, a villain craving my destuction, and an abandoned warehouse."
Lanchpad: "Yeah, I wish for once it could be a roller rink or something."

Launchpad: "Darkwing! Darkwing! Sadistic mimes from Dimension X have invaded St. Canard! They're out there annoying people even as we speak! Sounds to me like an irresistable setup for a buncha swell sight gags! So whaddaya say, D.W., huh? Shall I get the ol' Ratcatcher warmed up, huh, D.W.? Whaddaya think?"
Drake: "Could you get out of the way?! I've never seen this episode of 'Pellican's Island' before! I wanna see if they manage to get rescued this time!"
Launchpad: "Oh, D.W., listen to yourself! You're talkin' crazy! (turns off the TV) They'll never get off that island!"
Drake: "Hey! Turn that back on!!"

~ Nintendomax


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~ Nintendomax


Pics and description contributed by Dimadick