This smooth-moving, sarcastic-tongued, egotistical young monarch from The Emperor's New Groove has to be turned into a llama and back again in order to learn what it truly means to be human.
Voice: David Spade
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Favorite images:
~ Kuzco-Krazy
~ Paul Ford
~ JessKat
~ Kat
For more images of this cocky young emperor, see his gallery!
Favorite quotes:
"My face! My beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama! (whimper) Llamaface..."
"It's my birthday present to me! I'm so happy..."
"When I give the word... Your little town-thingy's going... Bye-bye!"
"Cheese, me no likey."
"Let me guess... We're about to go over a huge waterfall." (Pacha: "Yup.") "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" (Pacha: "Most likely.") "...Bring it on."
And the line no self-respecting Kuzco fan would go without... "BOOM, Baby!"
~ Emily
Pacha: Are you tired of being a llama yet?
Kuzco: Y-y-y-y-YESSSS!!!!Let me guess, you have a great personality.
Pacha: Why would I kidnap a llama??
Kuzco: I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind here, not me.
Pacha: What?
Kuzco: You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.~ Kat
Let's go all the way back to the beginning (see Kuzco as a baby) Wait a minute, that's too far back. That's me as a baby. Aren't I cute with my little Wampy? Now, watch this. Watch this (drops his Wampy and starts crying)
Kuzco(v.o.): Now you see why I'm the victim?
Kuzco: Shut up!
v.o.:I'm just trying to help.
Kuzco: Well, don't just leave me alone!(about Pacha) Excuse me this movie isn't about him, this is about me. Can we get back to me? (draws on Pacha) Sorry to slow you down.
Pacha: Why should I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
Kuzco: Now, I feel really bad, bad llama.You know you lied to me. You said when the sun shone on those hills, that they would sing. Well, buddy I've been up and down those hills all week and I haven't heard any singing, so it looks like you and your family are stuck in those tuneless hills forever.
~auburn red
"No touchy!"
"You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult."
"The funny thing about shaking hands is... you need hands!"
~ Squirrelperson
Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
Yzma: Fired?! What do you mean fired?!
Kuzco: Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department is being downsized, you're part of an out-placement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more.Okay gang, check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the Emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk. *pause as Kronk knocks himself out trying to kill a fly* Yep, that's Kronk!
Hey, everybody hits their stride! You just hit yours 50 years ago.
Hit the road, Bucky!!
~ Sherrié
"Now, look at my bad-ass! Uh-huh,uh-huh,uh-huh!"
~ Anon
Favorite scenes:
1) The whole "Perfect World" sequence in the beginning. He dances soooo nicely!
2) When he talks about how the movie's not about Pacha.
3) Pretty much everything before he turns into a llama.~ Emily
1)The first time he sees himself as a llama. But he isn't ugly and stinky, he's so lovely...
2)When he's alone in the jungle.(kuzco, you're so cute when you're sad...)
~ Anon
Nicknames:
Llama-boy
Kuz~ Emily
Kuzzie
~ JessieofTR
Kuz-Kuz
~ Anon
(referring to him as a llama)
Honey
Llamagrace
Llamarose
Sweetheart~ Anon
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Pics and description contributed by Emily
