Father Time

As the other character on Histeria to be as old as time, Father Time is basically the introducer of all the sketches, saying the place, the date, and the event of the bit, but he occasionally stars in them too. He already has a full time job with Big Fat Baby tagging along with him though [poor guy] .

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Favorite quotes:

Father Time: You know how I always say "The date, blah blah blah", "The Place, blah blah blah"?
Sammy Melman: Sure! It's your trademark catch phrase! Every kid in America's saying that whole blah blah blah thing!
Father Time: Well I figured I could say the place first, and the date...second. What do you say?
Sammy:{Dry}That's pathetic.

~ Robert Dougherty

Father Time: "The place, Boston Harbor. The date, December 16, 1773. Tea time, 4 PM sharp! But does the party start on time?! Noooo!"
Samuel Adams: "Well, Lendall Pitts, Paul Revere, and I were running a little late."
Father Time: "For guys who're gonna be called Minutemen, you'd think one of them could wear a watch!"

"In history, Stalin was a despot, a murderer, a Communist dictator. But on The WB, he's the star of his own sitcom, 'My Buddy Stalin'!"

"Hi gang, Pop Quiz here! We ask several historical questions for our players then act flabbergasted at their overwhelming ignorance!"

~ Nintendomax

Favorite images:

~ Nintendomax

Pics and description contributed by Robert Dougherty