Ed


Stupid, smelly, and has a passion for chickens. We’re talking of course of Ed, from Ed, Edd n Eddy. He’s the moron of the bunch, and is usually responsible for the Eds' scams failing.

Voice: Matt Hill

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Favorite quotes:

“I am a whale! And endangered mammal! Hug me!”
“Eddy is my ideal pal! Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes! ...Yum!”
“Simple!”
“I live in a foundation, with all sorts of useless stuff that Johnny can talk to!”
“How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”
“If carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?”
“Gravy!”
“Buttered toast!”
“I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY!”

~ Eddy

"How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"
"Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?"
"Can we go to the Planet of Bacon Men and have the marrow sucked from our bones?"
"This one's for you, Nester!"
"If only we had a sack of potatoes..."
"Oink! Oink! I am a lizard!"
"No, not Eddy! Take me, Lizard Man!"
"I am a Powerpuff."

~ Isis

My yeast is rising!

Have mercy ol' creature of the neitherworld you! (To Sarah)

Ed: Can I think?
Double D & Eddy: NO!

~ Pokejedservo

"I've been a good towel rack, Eddy!"

Edd: "Ed! Eddy's got that insidious look again!"
Ed: "Eddy should eat more vegetables!"

Ed: (*drops Johnny over a fence*) "Johnny has left the building!"

Ed to Sara: "Have a good day, rotten to the core cherished one."

Ed: "NO, JIMMY!! Sara is bad for Ed!!"

~ Steph*

"I dare you to sprout the wings of a bat and flop around like a salami while humming row row row your boat through a carwash."
"Buttered toast!"
"Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care."
"How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"
"Its the curse of Evil Tim!!!"
"X marks the spot" and "Just put it on the X Double D!" (there are Qs everywhere, but no X, lol)
Eddy says "What if she tells you to jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head while you wait for naked pictures of you to develop so she can show them to everyone in the cul-de-sac?" Ed says "I was wearing socks Eddy."
"Johnny has left the building"
Edd says "You consumed all of the food within a five block radius of your bed." Ed says "Not only that, but I feel like I've consumed all of the food within a five block radius of my bed."
Eddy says "You were great, you even ate Jimmy!" Ed grabs his stomach and looks at it and says "OH NO! Speak to me Jimmy!"
Ed look at Edd's cactus Jim, which he ate part of, and says "Jim got a haircut"
"Shhhh, the walls have ears"
"I am Neptune, king of the sea!"

~ Deganawidah


Favorite scenes:

Ed has a lot of best scenes, whenever he does something stupid!

~ Eddy


Nicknames:

Ed-Boy
Big Ed

~ Eddy

Eddy always calls him Burr Head, Monobrow, and a Lump.

~ Anon


Favorite links:

~ Rune


Pics and description contributed by Eddy