Denzel "Crackpot" Crocker


Denzel Crocker is the principal of Timmy's school in The Fairly Odd Parents. He's obsessed with finding Wanda and Cosmo and is the only person who suspects Timmy has outside help from Fairy Godparents.

Voice: Carlos Alazraqui


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Favorite Quotes:

"This must be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!"

Denzel Crocker: [after Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person! [ducks behind his desk]HELP!

Denzel Crocker: Curse this obsolete one month old technology!

Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
[unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
Denzel Crocker: Like you!

~ Sher

(to Timmy) "Well, no harm done. However, I would like to have a talk with your fairy god...I mean parents, plain, ordinary, don't-have-magical-powers parents, first thing tomorrow."

"There's only one way Turner could've gotten a A+...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!"

Timmy: Why are you doing this?
Crocker: Why? Let me answer that with a few whys of my own: WHY am I still teaching elementary school or WHY can't my magic detector find me a fairy godparent?
AJ: Well, you're using an egg beater, not a DNA scanner.
Crocker: SILENCE! (points toward AJ) You! What is the sound of one hand clapping?
AJ: I don't know!

"Hey, this is a very depressing room...no sunlight, no hope...I should teach kids in here!"

(very fast)"F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! Now I'm off to run a marathon, but first, Fairy Godparents, Fairy Godparents, Fairy Godparents!!!!!!" - Crocker on a sugar rush

~ Dramagirl1990

"If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES! If they don't, I HAVE TENURE!"

"Well, Ms. Tang, it appears that Turner is the only living thing left. So I'm going to pair you up with... this rock!"

"Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"

"What? This is impossible! [AJ] got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

"What would you like with that? Sugar, cream, magic?"

"Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to not teach!"

"Goodnight, mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"

"Good news, Turner. You've taken F to a new level. I'm going to give you a Super F!"

"A D! As in... Don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career!"

"A B! As in... But you're not supposed to be this smart."

"An A-! As in... Oh, wait, I give so few As, I have no prepared sarcasm."

~ Nintendomax


Comments:

A correction ~ Mr. Crocker is simply Timmy's schoolteacher, not the principal of the school.

Ironically had Cosmo and Wanda as his fairy godparents in his youth.

Crocker was inspired by Eugene Levy's character in Disney's live-action mermaid movie "Splash", who was a scientist obsessed with proving that mermaids exist. He was originally created for a show that didn't get made, and later adapted for "The Fairly OddParents!"

~ Nintendomax


Favorite images:

~ Nintendomax


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