Bender is an alcohol guzzling, cursing and gambling bending unit on the show Futurama.
Voice: John DiMaggio
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Favorite quotes:
(Bender comes upon a pile of Bart Simpson dolls. He pulls a string on one.)
Bart doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay. (does so) Mmmm, shorts.Fry: Whoa, a real live robot! Or is that some cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal *ss.
Fry: It doesn't look that shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours meatbag.(singing to "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain")
"Well I'll shoot you with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes I'll shoot you with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes I'll shoot you with my ray gun,
Oh I'll shoot you with my ray gun,
Yes I'll shoot you with my ray gun when she comes!""Oh no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack! And hookers! Actually, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Oh just screw the whole thing."
Bender: All right! You guys are my new best friends!
Homer: You wish, loser! --from the Simpsons episode "Future-Drama""Lick my frozen metal *ss!"
Fry: I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
Bender: That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out.
Fry: That'd be a time saver.Professor: Good news everyone!
Bender: I don't like the sound of this...
Professor: You're all of to Tristol, a planet with three suns...
Bender: Here it comes...
Professor: ...deep in the heart of the Forbidden Zone!
Bender: Thank you and goodnight.Leela: What's behind that door? Is it the secret ingredient?
Grunka Lunkas:(start singing)Grunka Lunka lunka-de-dedient,
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Bender: Okay, okay, we get the point!
Glurmo: There's nothing there. No more questions until the end of the tour!
Leela: I was only asking because of the armed guards.
Grunka Lunkas:(singing) Grunka Lunka lunka-de-darmed guards-
Bender: SHUT THE H*LL UP!!!Leela: Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: That's right, we want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?Fry: Uh...listen Bender, uh, where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What what?
Fry: Ah, never mind."Let's face it, comedy's a dead art from. Now tragedy, heh heh heh, that's funny!"
Conan O'Brien: People are getting pretty worried about this Y2K problem, huh?
Bender: No, they fixed that nine hundred years ago!
Conan: Just bear with me, sir. Anyway, I'm walking to work this morning-
Bender: I doubt it!
Conan: Listen, pal. I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I've still got something you'll never have. A soul!
Bender: Eh.
Conan: And freckles! (Bender cries)Lawyer: And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not responsible for my death, I leave my castle.
Bender: Let's stay there tonight!
Lawyer: On condition he stays there one night.
Bender: Aw, there's always a catch!
(The Professor studies a painting that's watching Bender)
Professor: It has motion detectors attached to motors.
Bender: So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put in on the wall. Although...~ Dramagirl 1990
Favorite images:
~ Yashiro
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